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« #195 : October 13, 2004, 11:23:36 PM » |
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Sam: Well, my old Gaffer got me started in it, and I've always loved plants.....
Frodo: So, how is life in the Valar?
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« #196 : October 16, 2004, 11:07:19 PM » |
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Frodo: have you ever been to a retirement institution? that's how it is! so many old and dull folk! it's like Miami! da middle-earths biggest retirement place!
(no offence to people from miami, but what is true is true)
Arwen: what da hell do you see in aragorn? aren't there any handsome elf-lords fallin for you, which you could consider?
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« #197 : October 16, 2004, 11:14:25 PM » |
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btw, i love your avatar  Arwen: god, i know, they just fall all over me...but ya know..Aragorn came with the King title Elf Lords: why don't you propose to Arwen?   (ok..i didn't know what to say.....) |
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« #198 : October 17, 2004, 08:28:58 AM » |
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Elf Lords: I don't know Frodo: Why don't you have a girlfriend   :-[ |
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« #199 : October 17, 2004, 10:28:02 PM » |
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(S'on page 1 btw)
Frodo: God your imaginative....
King of the Dead: How does it feel to be able to chop up little orcses into pies and not be hurt cause your dead?
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« #200 : October 18, 2004, 01:52:51 AM » |
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[color=330066]King of the Dead: It feels divine! The sheer exhaltation you recieve when your blade slices through their rib-cages..*ahem* better stop before I get out of control Witch-King: So, did you ever think that you'd be killed by a woman?[/color] |
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« #201 : October 18, 2004, 03:18:53 AM » |
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Witch King: Women and girls can do the same things as men ! Pippin: would you say that Merry is your best friend? |
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« #202 : October 18, 2004, 03:27:49 AM » |
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Pippin: Ehem... weeeel... i found sauron to be much better, ever since he gave me a little insight into his mind through the palantir. he showed me ways of pleasure i could have never imagined. interviewer: Such as? Pippin: barbecuing people and staring agressively at them... merry is a dull bloke, a traditionalist... ok, i really dunno what to write: legolas: how come we never seen you with some elf-ladies around? we are beggining to question  your sexual orientation...(which would make me very sad!  ) |
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« #203 : October 18, 2004, 03:32:17 AM » |
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Legolas:There aren't that many pretty ones around!!!!!!! if u get my drift Sam: When did u really know that Rosie was The one? |
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« #204 : October 18, 2004, 11:47:59 AM » |
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Sam: The first time she brought me a mug of beer and some pipe-weed.
Arwen: You've been living in Rivendell off and on for close to 3000 years. How many of Aragorn's ancesters hit on you?
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« : October 18, 2004, 11:48:29 AM Athelas »
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I don't demand perfection - I will settle for excellence.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
It's better to be old than cold.
There's more sex between the ears than between the thighs.
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2. Everything you read on the Web must be true.
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« #205 : October 18, 2004, 06:20:20 PM » |
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Arwen: "One twwo three four...." trails off distantly... Isildor: Why in the name of Yavanna didn't you distroy the Ring when you had the chance!?   |
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« #206 : October 18, 2004, 11:20:15 PM » |
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Isildur: 'Cause I'm a pompus git who likes his shinys!!!!
Elrond, on the same lines, why didn't you just push Isildur into the fire when you got there?
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« #207 : October 20, 2004, 08:50:33 AM » |
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Elrond: Because he was my brother's kid's kid's kid's kid's...........son!
Grishnakh: Haven't you ever heard of toothpaste?
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I don't demand perfection - I will settle for excellence.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
It's better to be old than cold.
There's more sex between the ears than between the thighs.
Two great myths of our time:
1. Everything called 'natural' is good for you.
2. Everything you read on the Web must be true.
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« #208 : October 21, 2004, 06:46:25 AM » |
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« #209 : October 21, 2004, 09:47:05 PM » |
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Are you going? You ought to have seen all of the food and money I got after succeeding and also it was made to fit me, LOL, I know it changes to fit anyone but I could have sold it in Ebay if it wasnt for Sam!!!
Sam why did you stop Frodo selling the ring on Ebay?
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