Ask the Characters

[Galáril]

Because I wanted to sell it on EBay of course!!!

Pippin, why do you and Merry joke around alot?

[Aiwendil]

Oh well come on lets face it .. someone has to be funny out of the Fellowship don't they?
I mean come on don't you think we are funny, we are thinking of starting a comedy act up somewhere but it is still in the planning stages,   !

Feanor -- Why did you feel that you had to create the Silmarils?

[Galáril]

(Actually I think they're very funny, it just dosn't really make sense, in all this doom and gloom you've got two midgets that are joking around...)

Fearnor: I had to make some other force of power after the Elves started to dwindle in number.

Bombadil: Why are you so darn happy all the time?!

[Idril Tasartir]

b/c i take every day is my last

Legolas: Why are u so popular?

[Earang]

cuz im sexy
Shelob: why do u live where u live?

[::Paper-Clip::]

[color=330066]Dark, musty, decaying all key features of the perfect household. I take great pride in my caves and will ensure that a meal is made out of anyone who says otherwise

Denethor: Was there ever anything Faramir did that made you proud?[/color]

[Galáril]

In a word, no.

Nine Kings: Why did you fall for Sauron's trap?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Nazgul: Cause we're all so damn greedy....and they were shiny:-[

Orcs: why do you continue to work for Sauron...why not be your own masters?

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[color=330066]Orcs: We likes our orders, and we get fressh juicy meats for free, why not work for Ssauron?

Pippin: What was it like witnessing the battle of Pelennor Fields?[/color]

[Idril Tasartir]

its like it is like my last day of my life that is how I felt!

Gandalf:  Why is there two of u (White and Gray)?¿

[Sadriendra]

i changed me clothes cause i heard grey was out and i wanted to be in!

Sauron: why do you want to rule the whole middle-earth?

[Blaen]

Sauron: What kind of stupid question is that, heres a better one, Who doesn't want to rule all of middle-earth? ... And I'm power hungry

Saruman, Why didn't you just use your fighting Uruk-Hai to fight against Sauron and rule the world by yourself?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Saruman: *dramatic pause* Because he would've smooshed me into the dust, wiped out my army, and taken over middle earth all by himself!


Rohirrim: Are you related to the Vikings in any way?

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[color=330066]No vee are not! Vot a stupid qvestion to be asking

Aragorn' At any time did you wish Gimli and Legolas weren't there?[/color]

[Galáril]

Let me see, whenever Arwen was around... Helms Deep (and the other battles because they are so annoying!!!)....

Galadreil: Would you have become a Dark Queen if Frodo had given you the ring?

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