Ask the Characters

[Aiwendil]

[color=006666]There is a great rumbeling from within the trees themselves and then there is a voice
'Of course we get sick of these poncy Elves living inside of us all they do is sing those dreadful songs!'

Grima are you a goth, because you are always wearing black?[/color]

[Loser Boy]

Grima: I thought only old geezers like Gandalf wore white.
I aint that old!

Frodo, do you pluck your hairs off your feet?

[Aiwendil]

[color=006666]Oh course I do whatare youon about Ii have my own buisness and do old Bilbos and Sams, LOL!

Gandalf how did you become so talented with fireworks?[/color]

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Gandalf: "Well, it all started back when I was a wizard lad and went to pyrotecnic camp....."


Sauron: Why do you insist on employing losers like Saruman, Grima, and those filthy, brainless orcs?

[Aiwendil]

[color=006666]What are you trying to say that my fellow warriors are pathetic loosers?
How dare you I ought to turn you into some sort of toad or something!  

Goldberry which form of water do you like the best?

• Ice.
• Snow.
• Water. etc ..

Any way?[/color]

[::Paper-Clip::]

[color=330066]Snow, *weeeeeeeeeeeeee* you can do so much with snow

Tom Bombadil: Why is Goldberry with you instead of with some hot elven hunk?[/color]


<666 posts!!!! *ominous music*

[*Rachy*]

We are in love, he cannot live without me, I am his life, his soul, his...uumm!

Legolas, have you got any tips on how to keep your hair so straight and immaculate?

[::Paper-Clip::]

[color=330066]Legolas: Well *grabs salon chair* first the hair must be washed thouroughly with both shampoo and conditioner, repeated if the hair is particularly thick, then dried softly with a diffuser dryer........*drabbles on*

Galadriel: Do you ever miss Lothlorien now your in Valinor?[/color]

[Lúthien Elanessë]

Galadriel: Most of the time, NO. To tell you the truth, I'm glad to be in Valinor!!!

Celeborn, how do you always look like you're glowing?

[Blaen]

Celeborn: I was exposed to heavy levels of radation as a child, apparently the glow suits me though

Elrond, You look very good for a being of your age, any tips on how to stay looking young-ish

[witch - king]

elrond: well any product from the body shop works a treat, try their elf smoothing cream i tell you, without that id look like gandalf

aragorn: do you use cream from body shop?

[*Rachy*]

No, I prefer Loreal anti-wrinkle cream-it works wonders!!
(As you can see!)

Gandalf: What are your hobbies?

[varda_vala]

Well, I like going down to the carribeans only me in my swimming trunks...but then I got banished for drinking to much...

Legolas how much time do you spend in front of the mirror every day?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Legolas: "Hmmm? What? Oh, I'm sorry, I was busy envisioning myself..."


Aragorn: Isn't the Even-Star a little girly for you?

[Elvurith***]

not at all! can be pawned eventually.or used as a weapon in times of need.

   legolas; why out of all the elf girls in middle earth did u decide to bring a hairy DWARF across the sea? HMMMMMM?                        Elvurith***

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