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Title: Ask the Characters
Post by: Lúthien Elanessë on July 08, 2004, 04:38:20 AM
I don't know where to put this!  :-[ Remember this topic and how fun it was? Now... ask away to any character the question that you've always wanted to ask them.  :P  ;)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Samwise Gamgee on July 10, 2004, 03:06:36 AM
I love this game!Shall I start?!Might as well!

To Aragorn ~ How come you never wash?Surely Arwen will go off you very soon!
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Lúthien Elanessë on July 10, 2004, 04:11:53 AM
Aragorn: Because I'm scared of baths is why!

Legolas, why don't you ever like to get dirty and unclean?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Gomaithol on July 10, 2004, 04:25:53 PM
I'd get those, what d'ya callems? spots! thats it! spots! nasty little blighters...


Frodo, whats the beer like at that inn that pippin mentions as your leaving the shire (in the book)?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on July 10, 2004, 05:13:43 PM
Frodo: hic, uuhhh, hic, I dunn-hic dunno... hic

Legolas: Um why wont you cut your hair because in years to come itll be past your bottom?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: mrsbloom12 on July 12, 2004, 12:01:07 AM
Legolas: But i will still b sexy

Frodo:Do u have a girlfriend
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 12, 2004, 12:05:30 AM
frodo: well no, i dont have a girlfriend ::) but i do have a samwise

gimli: do you fell offended when people mistake you for a very hairy kid?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: TIG YOURE IT!! on July 12, 2004, 07:25:56 AM
Gimli: No, usually I play along with it. I find their reactions quite funny, especailly when I start smoking my pipe.



Boromir: On a scale of one to ten, how bad do the arrows hurt?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 12, 2004, 08:28:47 PM
boromir: well the first one wasnt that bad maybe about a 5 but once the 2nd and 3rd went in i was like 'ow!' so probably about a 9 all together ;D

sam: are you annoyed that frodo got most of the credit for destroying the ring?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *~GoLdBeRrY~* on July 12, 2004, 08:33:50 PM
Sam: Well, i do a bit actually, if it wasnt for me, that little weakling wouldnt have made it past the borders of the shire. It was me who helped him....i should have got credit....i did all the work!!!

Pippin ~ What exactly do you eat for second breakfast?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: mrsbloom12 on July 12, 2004, 11:29:05 PM
Pippin: Anyfink i can find dat looks nice

Legolas: Why do u like battles so much but u dont like gettin dirty
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 13, 2004, 02:25:50 AM
legolas: well in battle i get to have competitions with gimlim and i always win, but when we're messing around in the mud and getting dirty gimli always gets the most dirty and wins...if that makes sence (not my fault im blonde) ::)

shadowfax: do you like gandalf?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Samwise Gamgee on July 13, 2004, 02:27:56 AM
Have you smelt him recently?How can you like him!

Merry: Why do you want to fight so much?Do you really have a desire to get killed?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 13, 2004, 02:36:27 AM
merry: all my friends got to fight and im a sheep ;D

gandalf: why do you smell so bad according to shadowfax?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Samwise Gamgee on July 13, 2004, 02:47:34 AM
Well, er, you see, I have a phobia of water  :-[ So does Aragorn mind you!

Frodo: Why don't you ask Arwen out?We all know you secretly love her
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Sirith on July 13, 2004, 02:57:49 AM
I would, but Aragorn's sword is a damn sight longer and pointier than mine and to tell the truth...he terrifies me! ::)

Pippin: does being cute come naturally to you, or do you practice?

Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 13, 2004, 09:02:31 PM
pippin: well you know, when your defending middle earth you have to keep your appearence up to scratch, other wise people will mistake you for orcs

sauron: if your sooo great why dont you make a new ring?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Samwise Gamgee on July 14, 2004, 01:55:17 AM
Takes too much effort...me tis very lazy!

Gollum: Why are you so 'sneaky'?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on July 14, 2004, 02:36:00 AM
I'm not sneaky! I just need to leave sometimes so I can excercise! It's not easy being skinny and beautiful!

Faramir: What's it like to always be in the shadow of your brother, Boromir, who's obviously the favourite?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *~GoLdBeRrY~* on July 15, 2004, 09:26:23 PM
Boromir may be the favourite, but EVERYBODY knows im the better looking one!

Gollum ~ Have you always spoke like you do?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 16, 2004, 12:02:38 AM
gollum: well yes, my mum used to have a go at me about it, but look where i am today! ;D

wraiths horse: are your eyes naturally red or do you wear contacts?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *~GoLdBeRrY~* on July 16, 2004, 12:11:29 AM
They make us wear contacts, they think it gives a scary effect, personally, i find them very uncomfortable, and it's hard to put them in with hooves!

Treebeard: Have you found the Entwives yet?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on July 16, 2004, 06:05:42 AM
Well, erm, yes and no. We found them, but they'd fallen in love with the little hobbits, so...so...I'd rather not talk about it.
*Sobs*

Frodo: When did it hit you that the Ring was destroyed, and you can't get it back?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 19, 2004, 02:13:28 AM
frodo: what? huh? i dont miss it!! GET OFF MY BACK! >:( :-\

golum: how come your eyes are sudenly very big?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: TIG YOURE IT!! on July 19, 2004, 11:52:57 PM
Gollum: Oh, I got one too many facelifts... if you get a lot you you eyelids kind of disapear.....................



Merry: Do you LIKE Eowyn, or just like her?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on July 20, 2004, 12:04:54 AM
Merry: Well, there we defiantly times when I LIKED her, especially when we were riding together...
Okay, yes! When she said "I am no man!" to the Witch King, I thought "definately not! :-X"

Arwen: At any time did you consider leaving Middle-Earth?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Gandalf the Black4 on July 20, 2004, 01:39:15 AM
Yes I thought of building a rocket and travelling around space with Gladriel beacause she's sexy!

Gladriel: Ugh you bloody Bas***d what the F*** do you think you're doing?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Gandalf the Black4 on July 20, 2004, 04:46:49 PM
Merry: Shaging you  :P.

Gladriel:  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Merry: Just joking ;D :'(.
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 20, 2004, 09:10:20 PM
double posting, could you delete one of them pls, ok ill go

treebeard: why do you take so long to talk?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Gandalf the Black4 on July 21, 2004, 12:58:36 AM
Do you not know????

Treebeard: Did I not know what?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on July 24, 2004, 03:32:25 AM
ok that makes no sense to me....

Hobbiton Man who scowels at end of ROTK at returning Hobbits: Why are you so angry all the time.
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 24, 2004, 05:18:30 PM
*scowls at muryn*, why dont you mind your own bussiness

mumakil people, how do you get on top of the oliphonts?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on July 24, 2004, 07:35:13 PM
we use special fibre glass ladders with wheels :)

Eowyn, why didn't you wed Merry instead of Faramir, you would have made a cuter couple :)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on July 24, 2004, 07:36:56 PM
eowyn: well dont call me shalow but i dont feel that way about short people

gimli: did u seriousley never think u'd die fighting side by side with an elf?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Gandalf the Black4 on July 24, 2004, 09:01:50 PM
no, it was a pity.

Souron: Give me my ring Frodo dear.
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 03, 2004, 03:25:49 PM
frodo: no its mine, besides gollum said he wants to play with it after me

legolas: did you have any problem dying side by side with a dwarve?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 03, 2004, 10:48:46 PM
Legolas: Should I have died next to Thorin then my body would be sent to the burning pits in shame, as it was I will die in honour! (If I ever die that is)

Witch-King, Was it painful having a sword rammed through your head, supposing yuo have one of course?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on August 04, 2004, 01:29:10 AM
Ahh well you see that was my double, because of course I cannot be killed... You know that ... dont you *advances sword raised*

Aragorn:What would you do if the bridge you and Arwen were kissing on collapsed?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 04, 2004, 02:52:45 AM
aragorn: well you know arwen was wearing a white top and you know what happens to white clothes that get wet, so i wouldnt really mind and just carry on

bill: does it annoy you the way aragorn just assumes that you know the way home?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Yalewen on August 04, 2004, 03:07:03 AM
Bill: Why yes of course I do!  :o I mean I am a pony and I have the brain the size of a pea so I am not going to remember much am I?  ::)

Pippin, did it hurt when Aragorn hit you on the head with an apple?  :o ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 04, 2004, 03:10:06 AM
pippin: no, im 'ard  8)

merry: would you like to tell faramir what for, after stealing your lady?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 04, 2004, 07:11:01 PM
well you know, i would, but he'd probably kick my @$$ at sword fighting

Bilbo: would you now consider yourself the world's riddle master?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on August 04, 2004, 09:45:22 PM
I- Im sorry dear boy ... I .... I cant hear you. a and if I can't hear you I cannot answer you... who am I?

Legolas, not including yourself who do you fancy most in the world?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 04, 2004, 10:55:08 PM
NO-ONE! I AM THE SEXI?EST ELF EVER! NO-ONE SHALL EVER BEAT ME ON LOOKS!

Frodo: If you were twenty foot tall and Gollum was a mere 20 inches would you have kicked him into the fire when he got the ring? Oh no he won't have got the ring would he...
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on August 04, 2004, 11:05:28 PM
Frodo:Why are you asking me pointless questions *squishes puny person who asked him pointles questions*

Aragorn we dont believe that you didnt have feelings for Eowyn could we have the truth of what happened? *Holds microphone to Aragorn*
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 05, 2004, 03:20:36 PM
[color=445533]Well yes of course I had feelings for Eowyn I mean who wouldn't? But I was so in love with Arwen that I had to fight the temptation!

Sam did you really want to go with Frodo?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 05, 2004, 03:22:25 PM
sam: no, i'd of been much happier siting at home eating tators

frodo: would you have liked to go to mordor by yourself?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 05, 2004, 06:25:07 PM
[color=445533]Well yes really .. but then again I wouldn't have done it without Sam ...

Sauron would you like to be good?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on August 05, 2004, 11:48:06 PM
Sauron:..................
Saruman:He's an I he doesnt have ears

Aragorn: if Arwen rejected you would you have married Eowyn?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: TIG YOURE IT!! on August 06, 2004, 12:26:02 AM
Aragorn: I don't know. There would most likely be this twenty minute period where I mourned the loss of my one true love, my beautiful elf maiden. But after that, I'd have moved on and married someone, maybe Eowyn....



Sam: What would you have done if Rosie didn't want to marry you because you were a "stupid fat hobbit", according to GOllum?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on August 06, 2004, 01:13:04 AM
Sam:Find Frodo and go to the grey havens with him... and eat those lurvely taters

Gimli:Did you really like going underground to meet the dead?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 06, 2004, 01:22:43 AM
Gimli: Well, I am a pompous little midget compared to our pocy elf here, and there was no way I was going let him win, so I had to.

Any Hobbit Historian: Did you really send a load of archers off to that war that I can't remember know? (See Prolouge of FOTR)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on August 06, 2004, 01:26:42 AM
Well sonny Ill give you the whole story... sit here... now what really happened was: I stood side by side with my friend Bill.................

Aragorn: Can we have the real story about you Eowyn and Arwen?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 06, 2004, 02:04:13 AM
Aragorn: Well.... Alright, but it's loooooooooooong.... (basivally I can't be bothered)

Sam: What's it like being Mayor?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on August 06, 2004, 02:13:02 AM
Master Samwise is busy, have you got an appointment?

Boromir: Whats it like having 3 arrows in you?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on August 06, 2004, 02:32:40 AM
Three! There was only three! Geez! It felt like a hundred! *continues ranting and raving*

Sting: Why do you glow blue when enemies are near? Can't you pick another colour?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Suteki Da Ne on August 06, 2004, 04:40:17 AM
Well you see, I was thinking of glowing a different colour *gets out Ikea book*

Gollum: What's with the whole loincloth thing? Surely you can find something better to wear?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 06, 2004, 03:14:56 PM
[color=445533]My mother gave it to me when I was a little Gollum  ;) and I have worn it ever since .. and its not as if I am afford another one ..

Eowyn why did you want to fight?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on August 06, 2004, 06:41:52 PM
Did I? I just remember a big bigsheild and then... black

Theoden:Were you comfortable with a horse on top of you?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 07, 2004, 12:03:15 AM
Quote from: Eärédien on August 06, 2004, 02:13:02 AM
Master Samwise is busy, have you got an appointment?


Brilliant! :rofl:

Former King Theoden is indisposed at the moment, his grave can be found up this hall here and on the left.
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 07, 2004, 04:09:10 PM
you need to ask a question as well
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 07, 2004, 05:45:57 PM
Drat! Always forget that!

Frodo: What're the Havens like?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on August 07, 2004, 05:47:21 PM
ahhh Heaven are the havens!

Bilbo Ive lost count... how old are you?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on August 07, 2004, 10:11:56 PM
I er...well, umm what was the question again?

teacher to class: Alright now, who can tell Bilbo how old he is?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 07, 2004, 11:32:22 PM
Ooo Ooo! I know I know! *jumps up and down*...o wait..Nope, I lost it... ;D

King of the Dead: When was the last time you brushed your teeth? ;)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 08, 2004, 03:50:40 PM
Do I have any teeth?
I don't think so .. and even if I did where would I get a toothbrush from?

Galadriel where did you get your mirrow from?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 08, 2004, 05:24:35 PM
galadriel: the body shop, 3 for 2, absolute bargain

frodo why did you prefer using the lightbulb rather than sting to defeat shelonb?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 08, 2004, 06:02:04 PM
Oh it really reflects my nail varnish colour!  ;)

Celebel why do you like Gandalf so much?  ;)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 08, 2004, 07:08:34 PM
Who's Celebel?

Celebel: He is wiser than any on this earht, he knows.... he knows....

Question: Knows what?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 09, 2004, 06:27:09 PM
a question followed by a question...i like your tactics. ::) ;) :Plol of course i don't have the answer, so i shall pose another inquiry.

Merry and Pippin: Does farmer Maggot let you just ransake his fields because you're big heros, and all that good crap? :)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 09, 2004, 06:31:21 PM
To be honest I have no idea but I do think that he admires us and will let us loose in his fields for ever more!

Treebeard, why didn't you just kill Merry and Pippin?

I used to be Celebel and it is a made up name by myself ..
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 09, 2004, 06:37:12 PM
oh! cool! ;D duh ::) i should'a guessed.... :P :-[ ok, now i feel rewwie oopidstay. :-\

"Well master Aiwendil, it is a long story, and it takes a long time to say anything in ooold Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say....."
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 09, 2004, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: ElvenGoth on August 09, 2004, 06:27:09 PM
a question followed by a question...i like your tactics. ::) ;) :Plol of course i don't have the answer, so i shall pose another inquiry.

Merry and Pippin: Does farmer Maggot let you just ransake his fields because you're big heros, and all that good crap? :)

Actually I was trying to:

Celbel saying: He (gandalf) is wiser than any on this earth, he knows, he knows....

And then the question for the next person to answer was Gandalf knows what?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 09, 2004, 09:07:50 PM
um.... ;) ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 12, 2004, 02:39:27 AM
 :'( :-\ :o And I thought  that my brpther was the daftest person in the world! It's a simple case of you putting what you think Gandalf knows about mE that we don't! Sheesh!
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 12, 2004, 06:59:10 PM
nice ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 12, 2004, 09:12:11 PM
ok ill start this off again

shelob: why dont orcs taste very nice?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Muryn on August 12, 2004, 09:21:01 PM
I dunno, ask Gollum, he's the one that kills the blighters.

Pippin: What would you do if a great big troll came into Hobbiton one day?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 12, 2004, 09:35:57 PM
Pippin: well, I'd pelt him with fruit, hoping he would leave...and if he did'nt, i'd invite him for elevenses ;D

Frodo: are you more partial to shiny things now? ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 13, 2004, 04:19:31 PM
frodo: ofcourse, *sees shiny neacklace on elven goths neck* mine!!!

extra: did you feel like stealing the ring of frodo during the shooting of lotr?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 14, 2004, 05:47:13 AM
Of course we all had a phase where we could have took the ring from Frodo but what would Peter have said I mean come on we would have been Orcs dinner or tea!

Arwen: Did you interact more with Aragorn or your brothers?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 14, 2004, 10:17:33 PM
Arwen: what do you mean "interract?" there are somethings that only me and Aragorn can do..but ahh..if you mean play with and just go have fun..then my brothers 8) ;D

Eowyn: do you feel sad that you arn't the Queen of Gondor?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: TIG YOURE IT!! on August 16, 2004, 01:24:55 AM
Eowyn: Not really, I got Faramir in the end. And I kind of like the more "clean" type of guys....



Frodo: Are you jealous of Sam because he got a pretty girl and you are stuck with Gandalf?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on August 16, 2004, 05:05:34 AM
I wouldn't say I'm stuck with him, but he does follow me everywhere, and doesn't let me touch anything! Ugh! He's so annoying! How did I get stuck with this guy, when Sam's off having a good time with a pretty girl?!

Sam: How does it feel to have the pretty girl, when Frodo has Gandalf?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Gandalf the Black4 on August 16, 2004, 03:02:50 PM
Sam: I couldn't care less, I mean both of them are male.

Frodo: Sam how would you like it if Rosie did the journey instead of me?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Lúthien Elanessë on August 17, 2004, 01:35:45 AM
Sam: Because then I wouldn't have my wife!  :P

Aragorn - Did you ever want to go back to being a Ranger when you became King of Gondor and Arnor?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 17, 2004, 11:09:57 PM
Aragorn: "Oh yeah...lots of times I really want to get away from the wife and all.....(goes on and on...)." 8)

Cave Troll: Do you think you could find a pair of pants?...because loin cloths are soo last year ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on August 18, 2004, 03:41:43 AM
You really think so? I thought they were kinda retro. No one else seems to mind. You don't have to make fun of me! *starts sobbing* My mom said I can wear whatever I want, and who ever makes fun of me is just mean! *Runs off*

Peter Jackson: What were you thinking when you gave the cave troll a loincloth?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Lúthien Elanessë on August 18, 2004, 04:31:46 AM
Peter Jackson: I thought it would be interesting, but when I saw what went wrong, I realized what a STUPID idea that was...

Boromir - Did you REALLY think the Ring the Orcs and the Quest were stupid?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on August 20, 2004, 01:00:31 AM
Yes, and no. At first, I wanted to go to get out of the house. I didn't really care. But now I do care because I died before I got a chance to see that shiny, golden ring again. I really liked it! I wasn't going to hurt it! I just thought it was pretty! *sobs*

Arwen: How come you always look so sad, and lonely?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 20, 2004, 01:06:57 PM
.. Because I am sad and lonely I am waiting for Aragorn to come back from the battle so that we can get married then I shall look more happier .. plus I havn't put my makeup on much these past few days ..

Theoden which other realm would you rather rule instead of Rohan?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 20, 2004, 03:24:18 PM
well i was supposed to be ruling gondor but aragorn found a picture of me wearing a dress and he black mailed me with it

gollum, do you regret killing deagol?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 20, 2004, 03:26:55 PM
Of course not we got the precious in the end didn't we .. yes precious we did ...

Balrog do you ever brush your teeth?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 20, 2004, 08:06:44 PM
*Roars with firey breath* "Does that answer your question?"

Legolas: Who's the prettiest elf? :-[ :P ::) ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 20, 2004, 08:16:26 PM
legolas: who do you think? me!! ;D

gimli: whos the pretiest dwarve?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 20, 2004, 09:51:58 PM
Well as a matter of fact I know no female Dwarves at the moment as I am a loner  :'(.
So then it would have to be my silly, LOL!

Pippin why couldn't you just leave the Palantir alone?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 21, 2004, 01:50:57 AM
pippin: i just wanted to look at it one more time, and i wanted some of the glory, why should sam and frodo get all the shiny relics

merry: where can i get some long bottom leaf?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on August 21, 2004, 02:36:06 AM
Well I recommend a very fine establishment in Hardbottle, where I myself work.(though I do warn you that at the moment we have a shortage. Can't think why? :-\)

Eowyn: Is it true you are planning on opening a girls only sword school?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 21, 2004, 06:04:46 PM
eowyn: yes well after the huge success of my womens kitchen club, i thought i'd  expand my bussiness ::)

sauron: did you steel long bottom leaf from hardbottle?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 21, 2004, 06:38:51 PM
No of course I didn't why do you ask such questions? *Sniggers slyly!*

Eomer did you ever hurt Grima?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 24, 2004, 12:30:32 AM
Eomer: "Umm...*heh*..NO! ...why would you ask such a stupid question?! *face goes deep red as he curses*"

Galadriel: Soo um...what are your prices on package deals to the Golden Wood? :-X :P ::) ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 27, 2004, 06:04:35 AM
Well I am currently charging 300 Lothlorien Leaves but that may be changed.

Bilbo did you ever eat your birthday cake?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: TIG YOURE IT!! on August 28, 2004, 07:09:44 AM
No. Sweets make me puke.........not really, I'm just not fond of carrot cake.




Legolas: Why didn't you get married?!?!?!
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 28, 2004, 03:24:34 PM
legolas: cos all the girls who love me live in a none fantasy world :(

gimli: how come you didnt get married :-\
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on August 28, 2004, 09:39:07 PM
Because I found out that I had no need to get married I do not believe in this rubbish about being together for the rest of your lives .. salted pork .. yum ..

Galadriel who made your swan boat?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Irmo_Lórien on August 29, 2004, 07:24:03 AM
One of treebeard's close relatives....Oh im sorry I thought you asked what it was made out of.

Boromir, Are you sad that you died?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 29, 2004, 04:12:29 PM
bormoir: .....

faramir: what would you say to your dad were he alive today
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Lúthien Elanessë on August 29, 2004, 08:15:14 PM
Faramir: I would tell him to kiss my... *Tape is put over his mouth*

Radagast - Are you angry that you weren't in any of the movies?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on August 29, 2004, 09:45:47 PM
Well, yes because the camera just loves me!

Frodo: Are you angry at those who make fun of hobbits because of their big hairy feet? *Points and giggles at Frodo's feet*
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 30, 2004, 02:18:50 AM
*Frodo gets out Sting, and kicks SOTN's shins...."See!?" "It doesn't hurt me, cause I have big feet!"..* :-[ (random, soz)

Moria Orc: I hear that you have a serious Balrog problem....when is the exterminator coming?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on August 30, 2004, 04:26:29 PM
moria orc: well we had someone in the other day but he has to go and fall off a damned cliff, thats the last time i call someone from the yellow pages

eagle since when do you listen to a tiny little fly?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on August 30, 2004, 06:34:36 PM
Eagle: Well, he always begs me to listen before I eat him...then I get so worked up about what he has to say...i forget about eating him..and i carry out the message....


Witch King: Do you notice how your fell beast smells..or are you used to it? ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on September 01, 2004, 07:31:33 AM
I'm used to it, because we both smell the same! ;D Gosh, I've been around that darn beast for to long! *throws off cool spiky Witch-King helmet* I quit! I need a shower! *storms off*

Gandalf: Hey Gandalf, I've always wondered, what's your favourite song?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 02, 2004, 06:52:49 PM
(grins at forfiwen ;D)

Gandalf: "Well of course Spice Hobbits are my favorite group, and my fave songs goes something like this: 'So tell me what you want what you really really want..I'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want..So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I want ale, I want ale, I want ale, I want ale, I mean I really really really wanna smoke a pipe weed!"  ;D  ;D

Witch King: Whats your fave song ;) :-X :P
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on September 02, 2004, 07:56:49 PM
witch king: well my favoursite band is the screeching bag pipes, and my fav song goes, scccccccccrrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaacccchhhhhhhhhh

pippin: why didnt you nick any of denethors food?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 02, 2004, 08:27:20 PM
Pippin: "Well, I'd already had second breakfast, and elevensis...so, I did'nt feel the need to....


Legolas: I have got to ask...do you use Herbal Esenses, or Pantene? ;)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on September 05, 2004, 12:49:10 AM
(Spice Hobbits? I never would have guessed that! ::) :P)

Well, i use both of them to make my own special brand. I haven't thought of a name for it yet, buut my agent says that as soon as I do, it's going to be huge!

Smeagol and/or gollum: Alright, what's your favourite color? And no fighting amongst the alternate personalities!
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 05, 2004, 07:12:14 AM
Smeagolum: Gold..yesss..precious.....

Theodred: Are you sad that your part in the movie wasn't any bigger than you moaning and groning and dieing? :P :-[ ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on September 05, 2004, 03:11:04 PM
theodreds ghost: well i was supposed to be saying a few more lines, but they decided to kill me so i had the more realistic dead look ::)

treebeard: what shampoo do you use? i wish i could get my hair that green and leafy ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 07, 2004, 07:53:17 PM
"Well you see, master witch king...we Ents like to use the ollld Entish formula...and that, will have to remain a secret...as it has been kept for thousands of yeaarss. :P :-[ ::)

Frodo: So what is with the suspenders? Why can't you just buy a smaller pair of pants so they don't fall down? ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on September 07, 2004, 09:36:02 PM
(ha i know what them ents us ents use now, look under my name :P)

frodo: havent you ever heard of a thing called fashiion? tutut black death ::)

wraith: why arent we allowed to see your faces?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 08, 2004, 02:41:32 AM
(oh right...mmhhhmmm....)

Wraith: "Cause we're all so damn beautiful...we'd never get away from those evil fan girls..."


Frodo: But it goes against all sane fashion rules!! ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on September 08, 2004, 02:56:43 AM
lol(sounds about rite)

frodo: you obviousley have never been to hobbiton, or middle earth for that matter  :o your an alien!!

sam: do you like frodos suspenders? ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 08, 2004, 09:05:48 PM
Sam: *blushes and giggles like a little girl* ;D lmao

Frodo: I am not!....I am so from the first age! ::)

Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on September 08, 2004, 09:08:12 PM
frodo: pft first age was soo 3 ages a go ::)

legolas: would like to steal frodos suspenders?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 08, 2004, 09:30:42 PM
Legolas: "Like, no way...it would like totally clash with my already awesome outfit!" omg, lmao :o ;D

Witch King: do you prefer the outlet mall in Gorgorath...or the boutique in Cirith Ungul? ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on September 08, 2004, 09:39:15 PM
witch king: well they both have there good points, gorgorath sell prety hefty maces but on the other hand cirith ungol is the only place you can buy morgul blades without a permit :P

all of gondor: have any of you nearly got killed when you dressed up as an orc for halloween? ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 08, 2004, 09:58:02 PM
(witch king...do you really need a permit anywhere..i mean..you can just kinda steal anything you want..and if anyone gives you hell..you can just kill em' with your mace.....)

Gondorians: Oh yeah, that is the last time we pull that on Aragorn...

Orcs: sooo...do any of you dress up like the Gondorians? :-X
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on September 08, 2004, 10:46:05 PM
orcs: no we like our costumes to be scary, so we dress up as crazy swedish gothic elves called alora ::) :P

aragorn: do you feel guilty for killing men dressed as orcs?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 09, 2004, 06:30:34 AM
Quote from: witch - king on September 08, 2004, 10:46:05 PM
orcs: no we like our costumes to be scary, so we dress up as crazy swedish gothic elves called alora

oooo...that was loww.... >:( (i dont know if i can forgive you very soon for that one.....)


Aragorn: nah....one of em was the witch king playin a nasty joke.....but ahh..it did'nt end well


Quickbeam: are you really that fast? ;) (ok, i admit it..i did'nt know what to type) :-\
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on September 09, 2004, 07:25:32 PM
Quickbeam: I'msorryIcan'tansweryourightnow,Ihavetogo! *zoom*

Witch King: How embarassed were you to learn that you were defeated by a woman and a hobbit! :o
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 09, 2004, 07:36:48 PM
even though i would really love to...i think ill let tom field this one ;D ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on September 09, 2004, 08:24:12 PM
(lol,  thanx aww im touched)

witch king: well what you didnt see was eowyn slip me Ł50 at the beggining of the film so i let her kill me.
ps. its in the extened edition ;) ::)

eowyn: why did you want to kill witch king soo much? ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 09, 2004, 08:45:20 PM
Eowyn: "Well, he did bulldoze Theoden..who is kinda like my daddy..so naturaly...."

Merry: Did that fact that Eowyn kicks ass make you like her any more that we all know you already do?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 11, 2004, 06:01:46 AM
Oh yes I mean come on who cannot fall for her lovely beauty?

Radagast - Why didn't you fight in the War of the Ring?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on September 12, 2004, 10:45:26 PM
Because they said I didn't have enough talent! No fair! :'(

Sauron: What's your favourite quote, or saying?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on September 14, 2004, 12:37:18 AM
I see you! definately puts the frighteners up pipsqueak  hobbits  :-X

Gimli: Do you get jealous when girls plague Legolas but not you?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: TIG YOURE IT!! on September 14, 2004, 08:54:53 AM
Gimi: No! Of course not! What a haneous accusation!!!



Why? Who told you?!






Sam: What exactly was in that ale at the end of ROTK that persuaded you to go *ahem* greet Rosie Cotton in such a way?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 14, 2004, 08:20:06 PM
Sam: "What?!" "Something in my drink?" "Frodo! >:("  ;D

Frodo: Why did you put something in Sam's drink? :-\ ;)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on September 14, 2004, 09:16:49 PM
frodo: well you..er see it all..err started..with err, oh boy :-\ *runs away*

legolas: why are you such a pansy? ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on September 15, 2004, 01:05:17 AM
legolas: I am no pansy! *pouts* Whatever gave you such a notion? *flicks hair back and stalks off*

Arwen: Did you ever in any way feel threatened by Eowyn?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 15, 2004, 01:08:42 AM
Arwen: *Tries to keep calm* "Well, you see, I didn't know that he was going to be around any other princesses..." *loses it* "Darn you, Aragorn!!! >:( :-X"

Sam: Are you going to run after Frodo? ::) :P
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on September 15, 2004, 01:31:49 AM
Sam: Well *covers mouth with hand* don't tell Rosie, but my bags are already packed. *shush!*

Faramir: How do you feel being married to Lady Eowyn?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 15, 2004, 01:36:10 AM
Faramir: "Oh, I just love it! We go on horse rides, and practice sword fighting and...(goes on and on...) ;D

Rosie: Do you know where Sam is going? 8)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: TIG YOURE IT!! on September 16, 2004, 08:25:02 AM
Rosie: No, I don't, but it better not be to that little hobbit girl down the street....showing off her skin like she's an elf........oooooooooooo....if I had a frying pan in my hand right now...........





Arwen: Your dad has very thin lips, so why are yours so BIG?!
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 16, 2004, 09:27:47 PM
Arwen: "It's the cologin injections..the botox really helps with those thousand-year-old wrinkles, too"


Cute Little Hobbit Girl: Is Sam there? ::) ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 17, 2004, 10:16:14 PM
[color=006666]Erm, a bit of a strange question do you not think so?

Why yes he is would you like to come inside he will be back from the gardens soon with a nice basket of strawberrys .. ? (in  a sweet little girls voice ..)

Denethor why do you have to be so evil?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 18, 2004, 01:03:53 AM
Denethor: It's partly cause' of that damn tonic they make me take each day...i think they tamper with it....."The throne of Gondor is mine! And none others!".....

Ents:...Why don't you, we..talk in English?...things could get said alooot faster :-\ ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on September 18, 2004, 01:46:17 AM
Ents: Weel, yoou see it's very simple. Talking slowerrr ensuures that whatever weee say is fuuly heard.....*drones on about Entwives*

Sam: Aren't you worried that Rosie will find out about you and the Cute Little Hobbit Girl?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Blaen on September 18, 2004, 01:48:40 AM
Sam: No, shes abit dense and completely enthralled with me, My secrets safe.

Saurom: Why were you stupid enough to make the ring when you were pretty damn powerful anyway? It just weakened you, you senile evil git.
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 18, 2004, 05:32:58 AM
[color=006666]I think you mean Sauron and I made the Ring because it was that years fashion accessory, the Elves and Dawrves had some so why wouldn't I?

Faramir why did you put up with your father?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 18, 2004, 08:39:20 PM
Faramir: Cause' i didn't wanna get dis-owned :(

Treebeard...: how old are you? :P
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 18, 2004, 08:40:55 PM
[color=006666]Treebeard counts on his hand
One, two, three thousand .. .. oh I do not have a clue, LOL!

Saruman, why don't you cut your nails?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: GG on September 20, 2004, 08:58:23 AM
"They aren't real actually.. nor is my hair. Didn't you know I'm wearing a weave?"

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Shadowfax!  No-one can talk to a horse of course, but if you were a talking horse, would you talk like Mister Ed?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 21, 2004, 07:22:55 PM
Shadowfax: "Yes, and I would ask him, 'What kind of a name is Wilbur for a human?' Neigh!!"

Arwen...: Why are you such a wimp? Why don't you take of yourself instead of moaping around?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on September 22, 2004, 01:39:04 AM
Arwen: Well we can't have Aragorn finding out that I'm really a supernatural super hero from Albania ::)

Elrond: Why were you so adamant that Arwen wasn't going to marry Aragorn?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 22, 2004, 10:12:12 PM
Elrond: "Damn!" "They went through with it?!" :P

Legolas: What do you do in your spare time? 8) ::) ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: varda_vala on September 24, 2004, 05:51:42 PM
Legolas: Well, I do go shopping a lot...
Grima: Do you think shaving your eyebrows is fashionable or somethin?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on September 25, 2004, 12:10:05 AM
Grima: Eowyn said she liked them. . .or was that a dream? ???

Eomer: If you hadn't been fetched by Gandalf, would you ever have returned to Helm's Deep?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 25, 2004, 01:17:17 AM
[color=006666]Probally not, I mean how was I suppost to know that there was a great battle going on and anyway I had been banished or didn't you know what already?  :P

Aragorn: Why didn't you tell Eowyn the truth about you and Arwen in the first place instead of breaking her heart?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on September 25, 2004, 02:47:57 AM
Aragorn:  She never asked about me and Arwen! Anyhoo, it turned out better in the end didn't it?

Boromir: What made you save Merry and Pippin?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 25, 2004, 03:35:06 AM
[color=006666]Well in the end I knew that my father was being horrible to my brother so I thought that I should save some peoples lives, and that turned out to be Merry and Pippin.

Merry and Pippin (I hope this is allowed) why are you always arguing one moment and then friends the next?[/color]

Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Musical~Soul* on September 25, 2004, 04:09:33 AM
Merry: Well, that's what friends are supposed to do right>
Pippin: Yeah, I could tell loads of stories about how Merry started the fights.
Merry: What are you talking about?! You started most of them!
Pippin: I did not!
*continues arguing back and forth*

Frodo: Do you drink soda? If so, what's your favourite between root beer, Coca-cola, or Pepsi?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 25, 2004, 05:17:02 AM
[color=006666]Yes I do drink soda and my favourite root beer is Coca-Cola (or coke).

Galadriel do you ever have false nails on?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Lúthien Elanessë on September 25, 2004, 05:38:39 AM
Galadriel: DRAT! He found out! I mean... of course I don't.

Lothlorien, do you ever wish you didn't have so many Elves living inside you?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 25, 2004, 06:36:21 AM
[color=006666]There is a great rumbeling from within the trees themselves and then there is a voice
'Of course we get sick of these poncy Elves living inside of us all they do is sing those dreadful songs!'

Grima are you a goth, because you are always wearing black?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Loser Boy on September 29, 2004, 10:48:49 AM
Grima: I thought only old geezers like Gandalf wore white. ::)
I aint that old! :P

Frodo, do you pluck your hairs off your feet?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 29, 2004, 04:24:34 PM
[color=006666]Oh course I do whatare youon about Ii have my own buisness and do old Bilbos and Sams, LOL!

Gandalf how did you become so talented with fireworks?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on September 30, 2004, 07:53:22 PM
Gandalf: "Well, it all started back when I was a wizard lad and went to pyrotecnic camp....."


Sauron: Why do you insist on employing losers like Saruman, Grima, and those filthy, brainless orcs? ;)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on September 30, 2004, 09:06:05 PM
[color=006666]What are you trying to say that my fellow warriors are pathetic loosers?
How dare you I ought to turn you into some sort of toad or something!  :o

Goldberry which form of water do you like the best?
Any way?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 03, 2004, 09:46:03 PM
[color=330066]Snow, *weeeeeeeeeeeeee* you can do so much with snow :P

Tom Bombadil: Why is Goldberry with you instead of with some hot elven hunk?[/color]


<666 posts!!!! *ominous music*
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Rachy* on October 04, 2004, 09:49:24 PM
We are in love, he cannot live without me, I am his life, his soul, his...uumm!

Legolas, have you got any tips on how to keep your hair so straight and immaculate?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 04, 2004, 11:27:45 PM
[color=330066]Legolas: Well *grabs salon chair* first the hair must be washed thouroughly with both shampoo and conditioner, repeated if the hair is particularly thick, then dried softly with a diffuser dryer........*drabbles on*

Galadriel: Do you ever miss Lothlorien now your in Valinor?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Lúthien Elanessë on October 07, 2004, 10:32:09 PM
Galadriel: Most of the time, NO. To tell you the truth, I'm glad to be in Valinor!!!

Celeborn, how do you always look like you're glowing?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Blaen on October 07, 2004, 10:42:43 PM
Celeborn: I was exposed to heavy levels of radation as a child, apparently the glow suits me though ::)

Elrond, You look very good for a being of your age, any tips on how to stay looking young-ish
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on October 08, 2004, 12:50:05 AM
elrond: well any product from the body shop works a treat, try their elf smoothing cream i tell you, without that id look like gandalf :-\

aragorn: do you use cream from body shop? :-\
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Rachy* on October 08, 2004, 01:22:42 AM
No, I prefer Loreal anti-wrinkle cream-it works wonders!!
(As you can see!)

Gandalf: What are your hobbies?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: varda_vala on October 08, 2004, 05:26:22 PM
Well, I like going down to the carribeans only me in my swimming trunks...but then I got banished for drinking to much... :o

Legolas how much time do you spend in front of the mirror every day?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on October 08, 2004, 06:52:20 PM
Legolas: "Hmmm? What? Oh, I'm sorry, I was busy envisioning myself..."


Aragorn: Isn't the Even-Star a little girly for you? ::) :P
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Elvurith*** on October 08, 2004, 10:21:13 PM
not at all! can be pawned eventually.or used as a weapon in times of need.

   legolas; why out of all the elf girls in middle earth did u decide to bring a hairy DWARF across the sea? HMMMMMM????                        Elvurith***
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Rachy* on October 08, 2004, 10:24:32 PM
Well...
I knew that there were plenty of beautiful elven ladies across the sea, so I did not want another person more attractive then me (although that is impossible!) to compete with me for their love.

Gollum: Does your throat hurt when you speak?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 08, 2004, 11:29:49 PM
[color=330066]Gollum: Oh yess me precious, yesss *gollum gollum* But we haves the gollum juices we does, yes precious, and its oursss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gollum gollum*

Grima: Were your eyebrows lost in some freak accident?[/color]

Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on October 08, 2004, 11:43:35 PM
.. Oh please .. do not remind me of that incident I was mentally scared for the rest of my life you know what they always say never play with fire!  :-[

Glorfindel did you ever take a shime to Arwen?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Elvurith*** on October 09, 2004, 02:54:14 AM
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHE STOLE MY PART!!! THIEF!!!


 gimli; if dwarfish women all have beards, why dont they join circus' as bearded ladies?
                      Elvurith***
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on October 09, 2004, 03:17:33 AM
Female Dwarf speaking: .. Well what do you think we are some sort of proforming seals or clowns, honeslt humans these days?!
But I suppose that would make a little bit of nice money for us .. um ..

Theoden, why didn't you just kill Grima whilst you had the chance?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 09, 2004, 11:34:36 PM
[color=330066]Theoden: I felt it better to let him suffer, and die alone instead of knowing he had the honour of a king killing him

Elrond: You have the gift of foresight, so how come you didn't foresee Arwen falling in love with Aragorn?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Blaen on October 10, 2004, 03:34:58 AM
Elrond: You foolish mortals never seem to understand the gift of foresigh. *sighs* You cannot just use it for any trivial thing, only for matters of deep importance.

Sauron, Why did you even bother making the rign when you were very powerful anyway?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: witch - king on October 10, 2004, 07:04:50 PM
sauron: well i was talking to ma home boys on da west side and dey said dat poo poo was wack, so day gave me the four one one on dat skank, and she was all about da bling bling, so i makes a ring for her and shes all no! so i kept the ring for myself 8)

frodo: do you hate it when people make fun of your size and your hairy feet?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Ĺš†ĺ®ćŁ Šk˙w@Łkér on October 10, 2004, 10:23:04 PM
Frodo: Sometimes it can get annoying.  >:( But around my fellow hobbits, I don't get made fun of.  ;D

Eowyn: Have you ever wanted to cut your hair?  :-\
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 10, 2004, 11:32:40 PM
Eowyn: Never, my hair is a symbol of womanhood and strength. Besides, it attracts all the cute Rohirrim guards :-*

Faramir: Do you regret letting Frodo and Sam leave without taking the Ring?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on October 11, 2004, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: Erce on October 10, 2004, 11:32:40 PM
Eowyn: Never, my hair is a symbol of womanhood and strength. Besides, it attracts all the cute Rohirrim guards :-*


omg, lol! lmao! ;D

Faramir: Well, yes, but it would'nt have gotten me in any better with my daddy :(

Denethor: Why do you hate Faramir so?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Blaen on October 11, 2004, 09:46:06 PM
Denethor: I don't hate Faramir, I was just abit ticked off when my favourite son died, Faramir was always a disapointment to me.

Frodo, after everythign that happened, if you could go back to the beggining and not go on the quest, would you?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 12, 2004, 12:45:30 AM
Frodo~Definitly not! Bonds were forged, loves consumated, experiences that will linger with me forever. True, times were incredibly harsh sometimes, but I would never go back.

Gimli~Why didn't you like going into the Army of the Dead's land?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on October 12, 2004, 08:36:10 PM
Gimli: Well, for one thing, if it turned out to be that Aragorn wasn't Isildor's heir...we'd all die...


Legolas: blondes, brunettes, or red heads? ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Rachy* on October 13, 2004, 11:15:46 PM
Legolas: Beauty comes from within... (huh! Who am I kidding?)

Sam: What interested you in gardening?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on October 13, 2004, 11:23:36 PM
Sam: Well, my old Gaffer got me started in it, and I've always loved plants.....

Frodo: So, how is life in the Valar?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Sadriendra on October 16, 2004, 11:07:19 PM
Frodo: have you ever been to a retirement institution? that's how it is! so many old and dull folk! it's like Miami! da middle-earths biggest retirement place!
(no offence to people from miami, but what is true is true)

Arwen: what da hell do you see in aragorn? aren't there any handsome elf-lords fallin for you, which you could consider?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on October 16, 2004, 11:14:25 PM
btw, i love your avatar ;)

Arwen: god, i know, they just fall all over me...but ya know..Aragorn came with the King title ;)


Elf Lords: why don't you propose to Arwen? ::) ??? (ok..i didn't know what to say.....)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on October 17, 2004, 08:28:58 AM
Elf Lords: I don't know

Frodo: Why don't you have a girlfriend :) ;D :-[ ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on October 17, 2004, 10:28:02 PM
(S'on page 1 btw)

Frodo: God your imaginative....

King of the Dead: How does it feel to be able to chop up little orcses into pies and not be hurt cause your dead?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 18, 2004, 01:52:51 AM
[color=330066]King of the Dead: It feels divine! The sheer exhaltation you recieve when your blade slices through their rib-cages..*ahem* better stop before I get out of control ::)

Witch-King: So, did you ever think that you'd be killed by a woman?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on October 18, 2004, 03:18:53 AM
Witch King: Women and girls can do the same things as men ! :)

Pippin: would you say that Merry is your best friend?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Sadriendra on October 18, 2004, 03:27:49 AM
Pippin: Ehem... weeeel... i found sauron to be much better, ever since he gave me a little insight into his mind through the palantir. he showed me ways of pleasure i could have never imagined. interviewer: Such as? Pippin: barbecuing people and staring agressively at them... merry is a dull bloke, a traditionalist...

ok, i really dunno what to write:
legolas: how come we never seen you with some elf-ladies around? we are beggining to question  :o your sexual orientation...(which would make me very sad! :'()
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on October 18, 2004, 03:32:17 AM
Legolas:There aren't that many pretty ones around!!!!!!!  ;) if u get my drift

Sam: When did u really know that Rosie was The one?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Athelas on October 18, 2004, 11:47:59 AM
Sam: The first time she brought me a mug of beer and some pipe-weed.

Arwen: You've been living in Rivendell off and on for close to 3000 years. How many of Aragorn's ancesters hit on you?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on October 18, 2004, 06:20:20 PM
Arwen: "One twwo three four...." trails off distantly... ;)

Isildor: Why in the name of Yavanna didn't you distroy the Ring when you had the chance!? >:( :(
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on October 18, 2004, 11:20:15 PM
Isildur: 'Cause I'm a pompus git who likes his shinys!!!!

Elrond, on the same lines, why didn't you just push Isildur into the fire when you got there?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Athelas on October 20, 2004, 08:50:33 AM
Elrond: Because he was my brother's kid's kid's kid's kid's...........son!
Grishnakh: Haven't you ever heard of toothpaste?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on October 21, 2004, 06:46:25 AM
Grishnakh : Yeah!  i just don't have the time ! :)

Frodo: Why did u take the ring instead of some other hobbit take it :) ;) :)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on October 21, 2004, 09:47:05 PM
Are you going? You ought to have seen all of the food and money I got after succeeding and also it was made to fit me, LOL, I know it changes to fit anyone but I could have sold it in Ebay if it wasnt for Sam!!!

Sam why did you stop Frodo selling the ring on Ebay?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on October 21, 2004, 10:11:25 PM
Because I wanted to sell it on EBay of course!!!

Pippin, why do you and Merry joke around alot?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on October 21, 2004, 11:54:53 PM
Oh well come on lets face it .. someone has to be funny out of the Fellowship don't they?
I mean come on don't you think we are funny, we are thinking of starting a comedy act up somewhere but it is still in the planning stages,  :P !

Feanor -- Why did you feel that you had to create the Silmarils?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on October 22, 2004, 11:10:57 PM
(Actually I think they're very funny, it just dosn't really make sense, in all this doom and gloom you've got two midgets that are joking around...)

Fearnor: I had to make some other force of power after the Elves started to dwindle in number.

Bombadil: Why are you so darn happy all the time?!
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on October 22, 2004, 11:22:37 PM
b/c i take every day is my last

Legolas: Why are u so popular?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Earang on October 22, 2004, 11:39:20 PM
cuz im sexy
Shelob: why do u live where u live?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 23, 2004, 01:22:32 AM
[color=330066]Dark, musty, decaying all key features of the perfect household. I take great pride in my caves and will ensure that a meal is made out of anyone who says otherwise >:(

Denethor: Was there ever anything Faramir did that made you proud?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on October 23, 2004, 10:52:13 PM
In a word, no.

Nine Kings: Why did you fall for Sauron's trap?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on October 24, 2004, 01:11:49 AM
Nazgul: Cause we're all so damn greedy....and they were shiny:-[

Orcs: why do you continue to work for Sauron...why not be your own masters?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 24, 2004, 01:46:04 AM
[color=330066]Orcs: We likes our orders, and we get fressh juicy meats for free, why not work for Ssauron?

Pippin: What was it like witnessing the battle of Pelennor Fields?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on October 24, 2004, 03:47:20 AM
its like it is like my last day of my life that is how I felt!

Gandalf:  Why is there two of u (White and Gray)?ż
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Sadriendra on October 24, 2004, 05:01:13 PM
i changed me clothes cause i heard grey was out and i wanted to be in!

Sauron: why do you want to rule the whole middle-earth?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Blaen on October 24, 2004, 07:19:28 PM
Sauron: What kind of stupid question is that, heres a better one, Who doesn't want to rule all of middle-earth? ::)... And I'm power hungry

Saruman, Why didn't you just use your fighting Uruk-Hai to fight against Sauron and rule the world by yourself?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on October 25, 2004, 07:06:30 PM
Saruman: *dramatic pause* Because he would've smooshed me into the dust, wiped out my army, and taken over middle earth all by himself! :( :o


Rohirrim: Are you related to the Vikings in any way? ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 26, 2004, 01:34:19 AM
[color=330066]No vee are not! Vot a stupid qvestion to be asking ::)

Aragorn' At any time did you wish Gimli and Legolas weren't there?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on October 26, 2004, 11:52:57 PM
Let me see, whenever Arwen was around... Helms Deep (and the other battles because they are so annoying!!!)....

Galadreil: Would you have become a Dark Queen if Frodo had given you the ring?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on October 27, 2004, 02:19:23 AM
[color=330066]Galadriel: Darker than the stain of Sauron, I would have overthrown that pitiless worm and taken his throne as my own, twisting the lands to my own designs!

Celeborn: How did someone so boring and plain like you get hitched with a stunner like Galadriel?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on October 27, 2004, 08:49:23 PM
Celeborn: heh heh :-[, well thats a funny thing...you see, she had a thing for the solemer type..and uhh..I fit her bill :P

Galadriel: Is it true that you wanted Frodo as a pet? ::)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: varda_vala on October 28, 2004, 06:55:05 PM
Galadriel:Who told you that?...well...just between us though...yes!He is so cute and heary and cuddly.

Elros:Why did you wont to be human?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on October 31, 2004, 05:48:44 AM
cause soon u will di and won't live again

Merry: Do u have a crush on any girls at the shire?????
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on November 01, 2004, 04:13:27 AM
Merry: "Well..uh :-[ I..uhh....Pippin! Ya! he's a girl! right...? :-\"

Pippin: So how do you really feel about Merry? :P
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Rachy* on November 01, 2004, 09:50:02 PM
Pippin:  What are you trying to suggest?! Pippin is my closest friend... I love him dearly...  ;)

Merry: :P How do YOU feel about Pippin? :P
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on November 01, 2004, 10:37:07 PM
[color=330066]Merry: Well obviously I I'm incredibly close to him and well, the way his toes curl, the way his skin smells of apples and the way his eyes shine when I smile at him....*sigh*

Rosie: Does Frodo's darker, more serene handsomness appeal to you?[/color]
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on November 02, 2004, 12:08:10 AM
Rosie: Well, actually.... ;D

Frodo....you got a girlfriend? We're all dieing to know the truth about you and Samwise ;)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Blaen on November 02, 2004, 01:29:49 AM
Frodo: No and there was nothing between me and sam...We were just close thats all...And I resent that you think anything more happened!

Elrond, why didn't you just push Isildur into Mount Doom when he refused to destroy the ring?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on November 02, 2004, 07:10:23 AM
ok ok...touchyy ;D ;)

Elrond: "Well, you see, if I had, there would have been no king of Gondor, and it would look pretty suspicious of us elves...." ::)

Sam: So what did you do to Rosie in the Green Dragon that made Merry, Pippin and Frodo laugh? ;D
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on November 03, 2004, 01:04:11 AM
Sam:uhhhhh? ... Im a bit hung over ::)

Frodo:why didn't you jumps after thing ring when it fell in mount doom?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on November 05, 2004, 02:20:32 AM
Frodo: Simple, I've got better things to do than burn in some stupid mountain for eterninty.

Dwarven King under the Mountain: Why didn't you help the others in the war?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Blaen on November 05, 2004, 02:25:09 AM
Dwarven King: The troubles of others are not out concern. If the armies of Mordor had threatened us then we would of acted, but they did not.

Arwen, why did you choose Aragorn over all of the others who would have married you?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on November 05, 2004, 02:31:41 AM
I'm a selfish Elf, I went for the glory of being Queen, but if it'd been anyone else it'd be Celeborn, because then I'd Queen of the Elves too!

Sauron, why?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Sadriendra on November 05, 2004, 03:55:25 AM
Because.

Galadriel: How much do you ask for that nice glittery ring that you have? take in consideration that i dont make my own money yet...
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on November 06, 2004, 01:20:18 AM
Sorry girl, you have to be a really rich actress to even get close to the amount of money this cost. (sorry...)

Elrond: Why the poncey hairstyles all the time?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on November 06, 2004, 02:35:15 AM
How dare you!
You are calling my hair styles 'poncy' and I am a great Elf Lord!!!
Anyway that is besides the point, I go to the top hairdressers in Rivendell and have my hair blown and cut weekly!

Faramir, why didn't you just leave your father or tell him that he was in the wrong comparing you to Bormir and trying to make you more like him?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on November 07, 2004, 01:38:24 AM
Faramir: You mean I could've done that?! Why are you only telling me now!!??

Denethor:Why do you eat in such a disgusting fashion?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Estrella de Gondor on November 07, 2004, 04:35:24 PM
Well they took all the cutlery to use as weapons

Random Gondor soldier #372 - how did it feel going into battle armed only with a steak knife?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on November 07, 2004, 06:34:28 PM
Random Gondor soldier #372 .....
Random Gondor soldier #243 Uhh I am very sorry to tell you but you're friend here was killed during the war...

Pippin: why do you like shiny balls?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on November 07, 2004, 08:51:00 PM
Sooo shiny..... ;D

Gandalf, why do you always tell Merry and Pippin off all the time?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Rachy* on November 07, 2004, 09:16:31 PM
Gandalf: Cos I'm a big bossy boots!

Pippin: Do you feel embarassed when Gandalf tells you off?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on November 07, 2004, 09:30:05 PM
I get told off by Gandalf? What do you mean? Most of the time I'm not listening, didn't you see me at the Council in FOTR?

Merry, how much ale does it take to get a Hobbit drunk?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on November 07, 2004, 11:41:39 PM
hic Are you saying I'm always drunk? hic Who do you both think you are...? I'll take both of yas on, coome on then >:(  

EDIT: Forgot the quessie :-[

Sam: Are you ever jealous that Merry and Pippin always seem to attract the girls?(forget Rosie for a mo)
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Rachy* on November 08, 2004, 11:22:55 PM
Sam: Of course I am! I'm just as attractive as them, aren't I??!!

Arwen:  Do you prefer Aragorn as a Ranger or as a King?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on November 09, 2004, 01:05:04 AM
Ranger as a King he looks like a complete bimbo ... I mean geez gawd!

Pippin: Are you ever jealous that Merry is smarter than you?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on November 09, 2004, 01:08:18 AM
Arwen: Definitly as the ranger, he was all rugged and dangerous then, now it's just 'paper work aragorn' 'lunch-time meeting aragorn' *sigh*

Eomer: Are you happy for your sister?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on November 09, 2004, 07:38:57 AM
no she gets all the attenchion! why not me!

Aragon: Why is your nick name strider?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on November 09, 2004, 11:38:08 PM
Because the Bree folk are too dumb to call me something decent! oops... Gotta go, sorry.

Legolas: Why di you have to go and get your dad annoyed by liking Gimli?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Sadriendra on November 12, 2004, 02:18:12 AM
Because i likes him!!! What are you? my mother to ask that??? dont go and upset your father, sonny boy Ts!!!!!

Gimli: Same question as for Leggy...
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on November 12, 2004, 12:36:39 PM
I never made friends with Gimli just to get back at my father,
honestly what type of person do you think I am?!
Anyhow Legolas is my friend and if my father cannot accept that then it is tough for him!

She-Lob, did you ever have a tea-part with Gollum, when you first met him?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: *Rachy* on November 12, 2004, 09:50:54 PM
Shelob:  Oh yes of course we did!  With my little tea-set of matching cups and saucers! It was wonderful  :)

Gollum: Did you enjoy your tea parties with Shelob?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on November 12, 2004, 11:31:50 PM
Pssst, that seems rather similar to the question above,  ;)  ;D

Yes of course we did, didn't we presioussss ..?

Yes we did!

Galadriel, how did you come across your phial?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on November 13, 2004, 12:25:10 AM
Galadriel: "Well, contrary to popular belief..I did not get it at the Body Shop....It has been passed down through my family for generations...but Frodo needed it more than I..so I let it go..*sigh*... ::)"

Sam: What is with you and your old Gaffer?  :P
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on November 13, 2004, 12:53:31 AM
Gimli: I'm different, you don't like it then shove off (joking, if anyone thinks that's me...)

Hobbits: why do you cut yourselves off like that? It can't be good for you.

*Southend/Luton has kicked off, GET TO SKY SPORTS 1 IF YOU'VE GOT IT!*
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on November 19, 2004, 01:44:27 AM
Hobbits: Actually, it's very good for the thyroids and muscular glands!

Aragorn: Have you ever felt tempted away from Lady Arwen?
Title: Re:Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on November 20, 2004, 01:25:12 AM
Aragorn: Actually yes, both Eowyn and Galadriel were on the prowl...

Gandalf, is that a wig or is it real?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on November 24, 2004, 12:57:13 AM
Well, actually *leans over and hides behind hat* Its genuine antique goat hair cut by the finest barbers in Arda. So, I wouldn't call it a wig, more like a..an aid to warm my head :unsure:

Grima: What would you have done if Eowyn eloped with you and lived with you in a cosy hut in the Snowborne hills?(<no rude bits please ::))
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on November 26, 2004, 11:29:02 PM
Aragorn: lyke i have to! i am so busy!

Gimli: why do u always want to have a compotition w/ legolas?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on November 28, 2004, 06:19:45 PM
Gimli: Because it keeps the spirit up and the joints flexible ::)
Eomer: How do you feel about your sister defeating the Witch King?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Idril Tasartir on November 29, 2004, 04:41:28 AM
horrible!!!  >:(
Gandalf do u have merry and pippin??
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on December 18, 2004, 04:52:42 PM
Well .. it depends of what you translate, 'have' as meaning ..  >:(

Faramir, what were you doing in the Houses of Healing with Eowyn?  >:(
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: TIG YOURE IT!! on December 22, 2004, 08:01:38 AM
none of your bloody business! Besides, if you really wanted to know you could just check out the security cameras they place strategically right above the beds!



Legolas: Why the sudden "brotherly" relationship with Gimli in TTT? Is there something "more" between you and your pint sized friend?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on December 22, 2004, 04:45:57 PM
Never! All that hair is a total turn off!
Gimli: Were you embaressed that Legolas beat you at the drinking competition?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on December 22, 2004, 05:07:07 PM
Nah! He wasn't drinking the same as me, I was drinking proper ale, and he was just saying, 'I feel a tingle .. '!!

Galadriel, how did you keep your hair so straight?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: TIG YOURE IT!! on December 22, 2004, 08:44:51 PM
-exhasperated- it's not straight you nimrod, its slightly wavy.


And if you must know...it's natural! -sidelong glance-


Arwen: is your hair naturally that long or are those extensions?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on December 23, 2004, 03:47:38 PM
Extensions of course, I had them done when I went to visit my grandma Galadriel, she'll do anything for me,  :P .

Gollum, do you go to Specsavers?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on December 23, 2004, 04:04:13 PM
Ssspecssaverss, what's "Ssspecsssaverss" eh Prescious? Nassty menses playing thier sstupid trickses on poor Smeagol... :'(

Gimli, why all the trash about "A Elf will go underground whena Dwarf dare not! I'd never hear the end of it."?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Ĺš†ĺ®ćŁ Šk˙w@Łkér on December 24, 2004, 12:14:35 AM
"Well, see. Uh...... if the Elf went under the ground, but I didn't, I'd be made fun of the rest of my life!"


Legolas: Is your hair naturally blonde?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on December 24, 2004, 06:33:22 PM
Oh goodness, come on, it always comes back to my hair. I don't know how many times I have to say this yes it is naturally blonde.

- Coughs -

Luthien, what is your favourite colour and why?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on December 27, 2004, 11:12:18 PM
Luthien: <in dreamy sing-song voice> Thine favouraite hue must be midnight blue, because it goeth so well with thine colouring :laugh:

Beren: Could you give any advice to the guys out there who want to find their Luthien?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Glorfindel on December 29, 2004, 10:11:26 PM
Check for hidden areas

Legolas: Are you embarrassed that Gimli is better at biology than you?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Ĺš†ĺ®ćŁ Šk˙w@Łkér on December 29, 2004, 10:38:14 PM
*Soft voice* No, I know that Gimli is not my equal. *Imaginary halo above head*

Galadriel: Aren't you ever tired of your hair!?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on December 30, 2004, 01:42:40 AM
Galadriel: No, why would I be? Luxurious and wild, Celeborn never complains ::) *a guy in a headset comes in and whispers*
Oh, we're talking about my hair? *blush* I thought you were...never mind :[

Aragorn: Do you still remember Haldir's death?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on December 30, 2004, 04:07:11 AM
Of course, I mean, I do not think about it everyday although I do have frequent nightmares about the incident, if only I had been more aware![/i]

Cirdan, did you ever sail all of the seas?[/color]
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on December 31, 2004, 03:01:26 AM
Cirdan: No, everyone on Arda I have, but not the sea past Valinor.

Feanor: Do you ever regret taking your oath?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on December 31, 2004, 05:47:43 PM
Yes of course I do, but then again, you can't turn back time, so it is pointless lingering in the past.

Elrond don't you ever feel that you were too harsh on your daughter?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Ĺš†ĺ®ćŁ Šk˙w@Łkér on December 31, 2004, 10:43:16 PM
Of course not! She needed some discipline!

Gollum: How did all ur hair fall out?!
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on January 01, 2005, 07:24:34 AM
Yess, that is a good question, isn't it precious?
Well, it was that nassty hairdressers. They pulled out our haires, and made us nassty look.

Witchking, who made your helm?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: St.Jáck on January 11, 2005, 02:49:34 AM
Don't ask me I got it at a boot sale but I do have a feeling the same guy who made Sauron forged it for me especialy.

Lurtz:Why didn't you kill Saruman you probably would of made a better army and you could of used his staff and killed all the fellowship.
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on January 11, 2005, 11:49:51 PM
Lurtz: Well, gee I uh...he promised us man flesh? :8o :(...damn :dry:

Arwen: Why would you bind yourself to a mortal like Aragorn....what is the truth behind all of it?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: St.Jáck on January 12, 2005, 12:35:08 AM
Well he promissed me he would never die but it was a lieeeeeeee!

Same:Are you gay or do you just pretend to be so frodo will keep walking
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on January 15, 2005, 05:08:38 AM
:-\

Quite a worrying question, for Mr Sam-Wise Sir. No I am not gay, I do not know where you get that impression, and I do not pretend so that Mr Frodo keeps on walking. He walks on and on because he knows he has to.

Arwen, (judging from the films), what happened to your Evenstar?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on January 27, 2005, 01:57:40 AM
[color=8b1a1a]Arwen: Well I was making treacle flapjacks and Aragorn slipped in some slipped treacle and dropped it :o
Of course, he had to make a drama out of it ::)

Aragorn: Did you ever feel like punching Elrond after every time he denied you Arwen?[/color]
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: St.Jáck on January 28, 2005, 12:37:38 AM
Aragorn:Well jeez you gotta hate that guy some times.

Gimli:Are you a fan of Michael Jackson?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Lúthien Elanessë on February 04, 2005, 05:59:59 AM
Gimli: Shhh... don't tell anyone. Yes I am!

Witch King: What did it feel like whenever Eowyn and Merry stabbed you?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on February 05, 2005, 06:52:00 PM
It felt as if I had just eaten too much Minas Money and that I had chipped my nail,  :P .

Faramir did you ever feel like eating Gollum's fishy?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: St.Jáck on February 07, 2005, 02:51:55 AM
Faramir:Well a good ranger eats healthy!So yes to tel you the truth thats why I wanted to kill him!

Eye of Sauron:Whats it like being a giant orange eye?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on February 08, 2005, 06:24:18 AM
Sauron: "Well, I'll tell you this...it's a hell of a thing trying to buy eyedrops :laugh: ::)...."

Gimli: What's up with the drinking contest with Legolas? :8o
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on February 09, 2005, 11:50:25 PM
[color=447799]Well I had to prove to Legolas that I was better then him .. but it didn't work out.

Bilbo .. how did you find living with all of those Dwarves?[/color]
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: St.Jáck on February 10, 2005, 01:19:32 AM
Bilbo:Terible they smelt, the made a mess but there was a speacial one that caught my eye but thats between me an him.

Gollum:Will you become a fish monger?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on February 11, 2005, 04:54:34 AM
Gollom: Yesss preciousss...we haves lots of fishiessss....

Galadriel: You have an unearthly glow...what is your secret....cream, foundation? let us in on it!
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: St.Jáck on February 12, 2005, 02:37:22 PM
Galadriel:Well just cover your self in honey!opps

Treebeard:How many tree's do you look after?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Sadriendra on February 24, 2005, 02:26:30 AM
One too many!

Sauron: Do you feel frustrated being defeated? Have any new plans to take over the world?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ¤ Lor'ie`a¤ on February 24, 2005, 05:32:30 AM
Sauron: "Well, we're in the process of that...damn! Where are my eye drops?!"

Aragron: Really..why did you pick Arwen over Eowyn?...Eowyn would have been a much better choice....
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: St.Jáck on February 24, 2005, 10:32:41 PM
Aragorn: Well erm ... I just did anyways Faramir and Eowyn make a lovely couple!

Cave Troll 1:What is like being the first troll shown in the lotr trio?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Arwen on February 25, 2005, 12:30:06 AM
Cave Troll 1:  It was very satisfying: just before the scene me and the boys had a three day rock, paper, scissors tournament to decide who would go first...

Treebeard: What would happen to your psyche if you suddnely started spouting words at 19 times a second??
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Galáril on March 06, 2005, 12:02:31 AM
Treebeard: ithinkijusthave!

Mrodor Orcs: Why do you fight eachother??
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: St.Jáck on March 06, 2005, 12:55:44 AM
mordor orcs:To impress the she-orcs of course.

Gimli:Why are you so ginger?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Arwen on March 06, 2005, 01:01:20 AM
Gimli: Chris Evans single-handedly altered Moria's gene pool.  He was a hit with the ladies...

Saruman: Why do you insist on having such long nails?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on March 07, 2005, 01:48:27 AM
[color=deb887]Saruman: Well don´t you ever get those annoying itches right under your shoulder blade?

Merry: How is life now after the War of the Ring?
(boring I know, but I´m tired :()[/color]
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on March 08, 2005, 01:39:46 AM
Well I'm settled down here in the happy Shire with Pippin, and I'm hoping to start a family, but hey, who knows,  :P .

( ^ God what a pathetic answer! ^ )

Imrahil: What's your favourite weapon & why?!
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on March 10, 2005, 01:55:48 AM
[color=deb887]Imrahil: My lance, great for speed attacks from a mount. Much harder to wield than a sword or normal spear, but nevertheless hardy ;)

Thingol: What are you´re feelings on Beren?[/color]
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: St.Jáck on April 04, 2005, 03:05:09 PM
Thingol:I would rather not go there ( dumb answer I know)

Mumakil:Whats it like being soooo BIG!
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: LegolasOfMirkwood on April 05, 2005, 12:30:01 AM
To The Nazguls and Denethor- How was it like burning??

Mumakil: well its not bad but when u fall, dont accpect to come back up again  :laugh: (very hard to stand up  ;D)
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aiwendil on April 16, 2005, 03:14:55 AM
Very hot and painful ..  :-\  :P

Éomer - What were your emotions when Gríma banished you from Rohan?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on May 01, 2005, 11:54:44 PM
[color=deb887]Eomer:- hatred, vengeance and a little bit of "hey-that-guys-got-guts-after-all" :laugh:

Grima:- What is about Lady Eowyn that attracts you so?[/color]
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Sadriendra on May 16, 2005, 03:05:21 AM
It must be the hair... c, im so slimy and disgusting so no chick would fall for me and then some idiot told me that blondes are easy...wot a nonsense!

theoden: do you hate your horse for falling on you and killing you?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Ĺš†ĺ®ćŁ Šk˙w@Łkér on June 02, 2005, 11:39:39 PM
theoden: of course! who wouldnt?!

Chief orc: Have you ever thought of taking a bath or something?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Tellyn on June 03, 2005, 10:56:48 PM
Chief Orc:  I have no time for baths.  That peshky Fellowship of the Ring keep attacking me!  How do I have time for baths?

Witch-King:  What happens when your head itches?  With that big helmet, and death-like claws for hands, surely you've poked your eye out before?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: ::Paper-Clip:: on July 29, 2005, 01:58:16 AM
Why the hell do you think there were so many damned swords in my room when those orcs were dressing me?! ::) They were actually convienient back scratchers in novelty holders ;) No home sould be without one! ;D

Sharku: Did Legolas leering over you and holding you close, excite you at all? :-\ :P[/color]
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Aelin-Uiel on August 01, 2005, 08:57:23 PM
It was inexplainable, very Very excitable indeed, pity i died soon after....

Treebeard...how do you deal with woodlouse!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Beleriel on September 07, 2005, 03:00:30 PM
Hooom hom... how daare yooou suggest I woooould haaave suuuch a thiiing!

*picks her up and chucks her five miles away*   :P


Gandalf, was your fall into the cavern in Moria deliberate so that you could deal with the Balrog and therefore allow the others to escape? 
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Athelas on September 08, 2005, 09:00:49 AM
What, are you high on pipeweed? I was so scared when that whip grabbed my ankles, if you had seen my cloak you would have called me Gandalf the Brown!

Arwen: since you've been around for about 3000 years, you must have known most of Aragorn's ancestors. Did any of them hit on you like Estel did?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Beleriel on September 10, 2005, 01:13:07 AM
What?  You want me to kiss and tell?  I think not!   :P


Sam, what did you think when Frodo stood on the brink holding that flippin ring.  You must have been sooo frustrated when he claimed it for his own? 
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on April 13, 2006, 04:06:46 PM
TELL me about it! He promised that after all that I could have it, well let me tell you, there is ONE friendship ended! >(

Boromir, share your secret, where did you get all that strength from when you had the arrows stuck in you!?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Lissie on April 13, 2006, 05:16:25 PM
Well its the underwear I was wearing to be honest.  :P ::) "Macho-man Boxers, for the times when you need that little extra...."


Fatty Bolger: Don't you ever wish that you stayed with the others, and became a member of the fellowship for the fame?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on April 13, 2006, 05:22:53 PM
Well lets think about this shall we? One died with three bloomin' arrows in him. One lost a finger. One found out he could never fall in love again. Oh yeah, I reeeeallly wanted to be a member of the 'I ruined my own life by joining a stupid ring patrol!' *cough*

King of the Dead: Why be so reluctant to fight, I mean you just glide over them and they drop like flies!
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Lissie on April 13, 2006, 05:28:52 PM
Pride really I suppose. I didn't want to seem weak in front of my men. And besides, once you agree to fight for one person, before you know it another half a dozen people are asking you! TOOOOO much effort!


Sauron: Did you miss your body? I mean, floating around can't be very nice?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on April 13, 2006, 05:30:53 PM
Ah, you get used to it, the freedom! Plus I don't have my wife NAGGING at me 24/7 to put on some trousers! Yep... being an eye is THE LIFE!

Pippin: Do you ever get jealous of Merry being smarter than you?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Lissie on April 13, 2006, 05:33:01 PM
What are you saying? I'm the smart one! No - Wait - I'm the cute one, which is much better  :P *Puppy dog eyes*

Gandalf: How do you get your whites so white?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on April 13, 2006, 05:40:42 PM
With THIS! Daz Washing Powder *holds up Daz box and winks* With just two scoops, you whites are so much whiter!! *Winks*

Merry: Do you ever get jealous of Pippin being the cute one?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Lissie on April 13, 2006, 05:43:15 PM
What are you saying? I'm the cute one  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Rosie Gamgee - Did you REALLY want 13 children? :o
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on April 13, 2006, 05:45:38 PM
Well ... Sam is much more of a wooer than he appears *swoon* :wub:

Merry and Pippin: Who is what???
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Lissie on April 13, 2006, 05:47:15 PM
Pippy: Well I'm the cute one, he's the good looking one. Thats the difference
Merry: Uh huh I'll agree with that..

Sam: Any tips for wooing women?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on April 13, 2006, 05:50:36 PM
Well just sit 'em down, make sum nice taters... and show them the conract for you being appointed mayor, its FOOL PROOF!!

Merry and pippin: So you're both stupid?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Lissie on April 13, 2006, 06:02:27 PM
Pippy whispered "No hes the stupid one"

Legolas - Do you really need that many weapons?
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: In AmericEar on April 13, 2006, 06:05:02 PM
Listen, this hair took weeks to perfect! I am NOT risking it to a coupl of stupid orcs that run around in that gunk you get on Nickelodeon!!

Saruman, who made your robes that shine different colours when move? I mean that must have been horrible to do!
Title: Re: Ask the Characters
Post by: Dan on May 17, 2006, 06:36:38 PM
It was my tailor, it took him his whole life to get it to perfection

semgul ~ why do you like fishing?


Bhaal >:(