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« #60 : March 04, 2005, 03:55:05 AM »
Quote from: Undead Minion on February 26, 2005, 09:46:15 PM
Quote from: Elfy on February 26, 2005, 05:39:59 PM
Quote from: Blaen on February 23, 2005, 12:30:18 AM
Sauron: Aaaaw, please can I have my ring back?
Frodo: No
Sauron: Aaaaw,  come on please
Frodo: No
Sauron: Pretty please
Frodo: I said no!
Sauron: I'll be your friend...
Frodo: Bog off you metal lady bits!
Sauron: Your mean, I hate you
Frodo: Good
Sauron cries

ROTFLMAO  :laugh:

Glad someone liked it :P :laugh:

It's the 'bog off you metal lady bits' bit, cracks me up every time  :P

Aragorn: Awwww no, I really don't want to be king.......*lies on floor having a tantrum*

I tried too  ::)


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« #61 : March 06, 2005, 03:30:20 AM »
[color=deb887]Actually I quite like yours :laugh:

Elrond: Ahh, come on Arwen, that Aragorn is such a nice man! You don´t want to be lumbered with some lanky elven boy ::)[/color]
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« #62 : March 06, 2005, 09:36:16 PM »
Gandalf: Orcs? Big, scary... evil? Nah! their just missunderstood! A little love, attention and a bit of make up remover they'd be the kida guys Arwen could take home to meet her dad!

Saruman: Hey Gandalf sorry about holding you prisoner, that big eye was really creeping me out! Fancy a pint?

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« #63 : March 06, 2005, 10:23:20 PM »
Pippin:Im on a diet no smoked musrooms only mushroom hairs at the most.

Merry:Mushrooms have hairs?Kool
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« #64 : March 07, 2005, 02:05:14 AM »
Any dwarf at the hair dressers:  Shave it off- shave it all off!!!
A si i-Dhúath ú-orthor, Aragorn. Ú or le a ú or nin
"My son," said Gilraen, "your aim is high, even for the descendant of many kings.  For this lady is the noblest and fairest that now walks the earth."
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« #65 : March 11, 2005, 02:35:14 AM »
[color=deb887]Witcking: Fool! No man can kill me!
Eowyn: No one told me that!!!! shriiiiieeeek[/color]
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« #66 : March 12, 2005, 02:24:02 PM »
Gollum:ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHH Bog off you smelly hobbits take your bloody ring with yer
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« #67 : March 14, 2005, 01:35:35 AM »
Tom Bombadil: OK I'll stop talking in irritating rhymes now  ::)


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« #68 : March 15, 2005, 01:06:41 AM »
Gandalf: Eeeeek! Big fiery shadowy creature that´s gonna kill me!!!!! :o :o :o Must save my own bacon!!!!
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« #69 : March 16, 2005, 01:06:03 AM »
Elf:Dwarves, are hairy cousins!They are by far our favourite!What have men ever done for us
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« #70 : March 16, 2005, 01:21:57 AM »
Any of the ringwraiths: Look Frodo, mate, please give us the ring?
The big boss is gonna have my head if i don't get it back by the time the office closes. Look thing is, I might be able to persuade him to lend you it, y'know for like weekends and things... So what d'ya say? Be a pal!  :D
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« #71 : March 16, 2005, 01:25:39 AM »
Witch King: please dont hurt me, anything but that!!
THE FAT CONTROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!



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« #72 : March 20, 2005, 08:55:03 PM »
gimli: oh elves are alwys much whittier and better fighters than dwarves
I am Elvaralas i am prince of Rivendell my wife is the sexy Eowyn!!http://www.khazad-dum.com/e/images/eowyn.gif
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« #73 : March 20, 2005, 11:06:30 PM »
Aragorn: We can't fight now! I mean look at my clothes. Im not dressed for a fight!!!!!
THE FAT CONTROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!



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« #74 : March 25, 2005, 04:46:00 PM »
Frodo: Oh go on the Gollum you take it, i cant be bothered carrying it anymore, i need a beer.

Legolas: *falls over* Phew, no more beer for me, i am absolutely steaming.

Sam: Sorry Frodo, ive just relised that this situation equals potential death......im off to the pub, you can do it on your own!
*~Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go, to heal my heart and drown my woe!~*

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