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« #90 : June 16, 2005, 03:55:50 AM »
Gimli - *wink* "hello, big boy...."
Time slowed, reality bent, on and on the eggman went<br /><br /><br />Hey," said Shadow."Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are.   The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes "Say neverermore" said Shadow.    "F**k you," said the raven. It said nothing else as they went through the woodland together.
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« #91 : June 19, 2005, 07:12:03 PM »
Sorry this isnt very original:

Legolas: God, I look terrible today...
The OC Quote-Season Three-The Sister Act
Summer: Of course I didn't mean to hit you.
Seth: I know. I just find it interesting how your hand collided with my face.
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« #92 : June 23, 2005, 07:00:45 PM »
^lol :laugh:

Gimli: Ooo, pretty beads to plait into my beard :laugh: :laugh:
Jag älskar dig Philip!
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« #93 : June 24, 2005, 12:48:20 AM »
Legolas: oh whoopsie I forgot to brush my hair this morning  ;D
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« #94 : July 01, 2005, 02:34:00 AM »
merry:..Gandalf......did you drink all my jesus juice...???

Gandalf:..umm, yea, but no but, yea but no but you see this stupid little hobbit thong called pippin stole my shiney orby thing that lyk you can see the future and the enemy through and that and i thought that was totaly out of order ryt because i let him ride on my big white pony and stuff lyk all the time and he totaly took advantage of that and now i cant see the future anymor and so my other little hobbit friend thing might die now because i cant see whats going on and stuff and your pippins friend and OH MY GOD, SHUT UP YOU BIG promiscuous person. but your not very big really are you. your just small. eurgh.
something wicked this way comes...
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« #95 : July 06, 2005, 10:56:46 PM »
Gandalf:All of my magic is done by my stunt man Clive!
This is Roomy not Empty!
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« #96 : August 01, 2005, 09:16:05 PM »
Gimli: Legolas, plaes oh please tell lend me ur ghd's....and really how do you keep your skin so clear???
something wicked this way comes...
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There is always hope! Immortal Love!
« #97 : August 21, 2005, 04:17:06 AM »
Legolas: No Aragorn dont be silly, theres no need for us to stop and shower, we can just carry on looking all filthy!
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« #98 : October 25, 2005, 09:01:30 PM »
Samwise:  Screw you frodo!  I'm off to drink get laid and be merry! :bad:

Arwen:  Screw you Aragorn, now I've got rechargeable batteries your pointless.

Gimli:  Legolas, lets make babies.

Gandalf:  Screw this white poo poo.  I want my grey cloak back.

Elrond:  Lets face it, I don't know poo poo.

Arwen:  I enjoyed losing my virginity to the horse. :h:

Orc:  Now old chap let's be reasonable about this.

Legolas:  What's this pointy stick thing.

Gollum:  Screw the ring, get the bling.
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« #99 : February 12, 2006, 11:44:22 PM »
Aragorn: Can I be King?
Denethor: No.
Aragorn: Please?
Denethor: No.
Aragorn: Aww c'mon pretty please?
Denethor: Take a shower you flippin' ****!
Aragorn: WELL, someone has spoken! I guess we all really know what everyone thinks of eachother now!
Gandalf: yeah, Denethor that was a bit out of order you know
Denethor: OH GET STUFFED
THE FAT CONTROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!



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« #100 : April 29, 2008, 03:12:04 PM »
Sam: who's this frodo dude anyway?

Legolas: Bah, archery is cowardly.

Sauron:Hey, halfing dude, can I get my ring back please?Cause I got half my powers in it! HAHAHA! Geddit? HAlfing,'s got my ring with half my powers! HAHAHA!
Frodo: Hey, who needs that half (insert currency here) ring anyway? 
Sauron:  ROFLFAO u so FUNNY!
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« #101 : October 09, 2008, 04:40:12 AM »
Gollum to Frodo after he has The Ring:

You know,  I've matured since my birthday-I don't think it really suits me-it's just not blingy enough.  Sorry about the finger though.

Frodo replies

No worries-at least I get a great story and nickname to chat up chicks!
What a long strange trip it's been!!!!
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« #102 : September 08, 2012, 11:33:39 AM »
  Arwen to Aragorn :

  You know, on second thought, I want my necklace back.  I've found someone else.



  Arwen to Boromir :

  Oh Boromir!  If I may, I'd love to blow the horn of Gondor.  :angel:
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