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« #30 : February 23, 2005, 12:30:18 AM »

Sauron: Aaaaw, please can I have my ring back?
Frodo: No
Sauron: Aaaaw,  come on please
Frodo: No
Sauron: Pretty please
Frodo: I said no!
Sauron: I'll be your friend...
Frodo: Bog off you metal lady bits!
Sauron: Your mean, I hate you
Frodo: Good
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« #31 : February 23, 2005, 01:28:47 AM »

Gandalf:  You know, I'm a bit fed up of white.  Maybe I'll go goth...

A si i-Dhúath ú-orthor, Aragorn. Ú or le a ú or nin
"My son," said Gilraen, "your aim is high, even for the descendant of many kings.  For this lady is the noblest and fairest that now walks the earth."
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« #32 : February 23, 2005, 02:46:04 AM »

Gandalf:  You know, I'm a bit fed up of white.  Maybe I'll go goth...

Lmao, good one :laugh:

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« #33 : February 23, 2005, 11:52:33 AM »

Arwen: MARRY Aragorn? Ewww - he's my cousin!

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« #34 : February 23, 2005, 10:35:19 PM »

Sam: Rosie love ... shave my feet for me will you!!

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« #35 : February 24, 2005, 12:16:41 AM »

Gollum: Ah! Get the trout away from meeee, nastyyy hobbitssss!  I'm allergic to fissshh don't you know!!?

A si i-Dhúath ú-orthor, Aragorn. Ú or le a ú or nin
"My son," said Gilraen, "your aim is high, even for the descendant of many kings.  For this lady is the noblest and fairest that now walks the earth."
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« #36 : February 24, 2005, 01:24:44 AM »

Eowyn: I make a perfect housewife, dont i?



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« #37 : February 24, 2005, 01:42:41 AM »

Lurtz:Mank man flesh lets go for mc donalds

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« #38 : February 24, 2005, 05:35:42 AM »

Legolas: "Hair gel...? what's that? :8o:laugh:

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« #39 : February 24, 2005, 10:21:09 PM »

Theoden:Horses PFFT what we need are some cool Husky's!

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« #40 : February 25, 2005, 12:27:40 AM »

Shadowfax:  Ohhh, I really fancy rolling in that puddle of mud, just there.... ahhh mud...
No! Must...resist...the...mud.....

A si i-Dhúath ú-orthor, Aragorn. Ú or le a ú or nin
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« #41 : February 25, 2005, 02:12:50 AM »

Gandalf:I laugh at magic haha!Im going to be a ranger!!!!

*picks up a bow and fires his staff at Faramir*

Um i'll just go here ... *walks into toilet*

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« #42 : February 26, 2005, 12:40:19 AM »

Frod: wow check me out  ;D I'm taller than that sexy beats gandalf .. growwl  :-*

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« #43 : February 26, 2005, 02:33:51 PM »

Bilbo:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW mutton get it away from me thats just vile EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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« #44 : February 26, 2005, 03:51:50 PM »

any hobbit : - Im full

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