Ask the Characters

[Aiwendil]

.. Because I am sad and lonely I am waiting for Aragorn to come back from the battle so that we can get married then I shall look more happier .. plus I havn't put my makeup on much these past few days ..

Theoden which other realm would you rather rule instead of Rohan?

[witch - king]

well i was supposed to be ruling gondor but aragorn found a picture of me wearing a dress and he black mailed me with it

gollum, do you regret killing deagol?

[Aiwendil]

Of course not we got the precious in the end didn't we .. yes precious we did ...

Balrog do you ever brush your teeth?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

*Roars with firey breath* "Does that answer your question?"

Legolas: Who's the prettiest elf? :-[

[witch - king]

legolas: who do you think? me!!

gimli: whos the pretiest dwarve?

[Aiwendil]

Well as a matter of fact I know no female Dwarves at the moment as I am a loner  .
So then it would have to be my silly, LOL!

Pippin why couldn't you just leave the Palantir alone?

[witch - king]

pippin: i just wanted to look at it one more time, and i wanted some of the glory, why should sam and frodo get all the shiny relics

merry: where can i get some long bottom leaf?

[::Paper-Clip::]

Well I recommend a very fine establishment in Hardbottle, where I myself work.(though I do warn you that at the moment we have a shortage. Can't think why? )

Eowyn: Is it true you are planning on opening a girls only sword school?

[witch - king]

eowyn: yes well after the huge success of my womens kitchen club, i thought i'd  expand my bussiness

sauron: did you steel long bottom leaf from hardbottle?

[Aiwendil]

No of course I didn't why do you ask such questions? *Sniggers slyly!*

Eomer did you ever hurt Grima?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Eomer: "Umm...*heh*..NO! ...why would you ask such a stupid question?! *face goes deep red as he curses*"

Galadriel: Soo um...what are your prices on package deals to the Golden Wood? :-X

[Aiwendil]

Well I am currently charging 300 Lothlorien Leaves but that may be changed.

Bilbo did you ever eat your birthday cake?

[TIG YOURE IT!!]

No. Sweets make me puke.........not really, I'm just not fond of carrot cake.




Legolas: Why didn't you get married?!?!?!

[witch - king]

legolas: cos all the girls who love me live in a none fantasy world

gimli: how come you didnt get married

[Aiwendil]

Because I found out that I had no need to get married I do not believe in this rubbish about being together for the rest of your lives .. salted pork .. yum ..

Galadriel who made your swan boat?

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