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« #315 : July 29, 2005, 01:58:16 AM »
Why the hell do you think there were so many damned swords in my room when those orcs were dressing me?! ::) They were actually convienient back scratchers in novelty holders ;) No home sould be without one! ;D

Sharku: Did Legolas leering over you and holding you close, excite you at all? :-\ :P[/color]
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« #316 : August 01, 2005, 08:57:23 PM »
It was inexplainable, very Very excitable indeed, pity i died soon after....

Treebeard...how do you deal with woodlouse!?!?!
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« #317 : September 07, 2005, 03:00:30 PM »
Hooom hom... how daare yooou suggest I woooould haaave suuuch a thiiing!

*picks her up and chucks her five miles away*   :P


Gandalf, was your fall into the cavern in Moria deliberate so that you could deal with the Balrog and therefore allow the others to escape? 
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« #318 : September 08, 2005, 09:00:49 AM »
What, are you high on pipeweed? I was so scared when that whip grabbed my ankles, if you had seen my cloak you would have called me Gandalf the Brown!

Arwen: since you've been around for about 3000 years, you must have known most of Aragorn's ancestors. Did any of them hit on you like Estel did?
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« #319 : September 10, 2005, 01:13:07 AM »
What?  You want me to kiss and tell?  I think not!   :P


Sam, what did you think when Frodo stood on the brink holding that flippin ring.  You must have been sooo frustrated when he claimed it for his own? 
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« #320 : April 13, 2006, 04:06:46 PM »
TELL me about it! He promised that after all that I could have it, well let me tell you, there is ONE friendship ended! >(

Boromir, share your secret, where did you get all that strength from when you had the arrows stuck in you!?
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« #321 : April 13, 2006, 05:16:25 PM »
Well its the underwear I was wearing to be honest.  :P ::) "Macho-man Boxers, for the times when you need that little extra...."


Fatty Bolger: Don't you ever wish that you stayed with the others, and became a member of the fellowship for the fame?
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« #322 : April 13, 2006, 05:22:53 PM »
Well lets think about this shall we? One died with three bloomin' arrows in him. One lost a finger. One found out he could never fall in love again. Oh yeah, I reeeeallly wanted to be a member of the 'I ruined my own life by joining a stupid ring patrol!' *cough*

King of the Dead: Why be so reluctant to fight, I mean you just glide over them and they drop like flies!
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« #323 : April 13, 2006, 05:28:52 PM »
Pride really I suppose. I didn't want to seem weak in front of my men. And besides, once you agree to fight for one person, before you know it another half a dozen people are asking you! TOOOOO much effort!


Sauron: Did you miss your body? I mean, floating around can't be very nice?
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« #324 : April 13, 2006, 05:30:53 PM »
Ah, you get used to it, the freedom! Plus I don't have my wife NAGGING at me 24/7 to put on some trousers! Yep... being an eye is THE LIFE!

Pippin: Do you ever get jealous of Merry being smarter than you?
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« #325 : April 13, 2006, 05:33:01 PM »
What are you saying? I'm the smart one! No - Wait - I'm the cute one, which is much better  :P *Puppy dog eyes*

Gandalf: How do you get your whites so white?
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« #326 : April 13, 2006, 05:40:42 PM »
With THIS! Daz Washing Powder *holds up Daz box and winks* With just two scoops, you whites are so much whiter!! *Winks*

Merry: Do you ever get jealous of Pippin being the cute one?
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« #327 : April 13, 2006, 05:43:15 PM »
What are you saying? I'm the cute one  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Rosie Gamgee - Did you REALLY want 13 children? :o
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« #328 : April 13, 2006, 05:45:38 PM »
Well ... Sam is much more of a wooer than he appears *swoon* :wub:

Merry and Pippin: Who is what???
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« #329 : April 13, 2006, 05:47:15 PM »
Pippy: Well I'm the cute one, he's the good looking one. Thats the difference
Merry: Uh huh I'll agree with that..

Sam: Any tips for wooing women?
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