What Happens If?

[Muryn]

Mind you, they did in the books "Stop it! He''ll eat me if you don't!"

Then Gandalf'd have one all to himself and be picking off all the orcses and evil men one by one with his nice bright spells.

What if... Mobile Phones were around in ME? (oh bioy, that'll be fun!)

[Aiwendil]

[color=445533]Then Gandalf could have text Frodo to save him from Saruman!

What if Sauron was a foot?[/color]

[TIG YOURE IT!!]

Then Mordor would've been a lot smellier and he'd have no way to see what was going on.





What if modern-day weapons were around in Middle Earth?

[Muryn]

Actually, he wouldn't need a ring or anything, he'd just trample over all the land.

Then the good guys would have 38 callibre machine guns and the baddies would have have their nukes and stuff.

(Sorry, I've just watched Saving Private Ryan)

[Telcontar]

Inhidrim, you need to ask a What If question

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

(Sorry, I've just watched Saving Private Ryan)

i love that movie! also black hawk down

What if Frodo had been a girl? (then Sam would'a had a tough time re-wording some of his lines )

[witch - king]

then she would have been very lost without a kitchen for miles   *waits for the sexism mail*
nah im only joking

what if the ring was a fake?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Then we would've all known that Sauron is in touch with his inner child, and likes his toys

What if Sting did'nt want to glow blue?

[Lady Arwen]

Then Sam would have kicked it around till it became blue ("How do you dare not help my master?!")

What if Rosie had actually been in love with Frodo?

[witch - king]

then sam will probably say 'its ok im in love with frodo too'

what if sauron really wanted to use the ring for good?

[Aiwendil]

Then the world would have been a better place and there would have been no evil at all .. therefore no deaths due to un nessecary couses!

What if the Vala would have kept Gandalf dead instead of bringing him back to life?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Then they would've had a hard time without the white wizard..and Frodo would'nt have gone across the sea

What if Shelob had eaten gollom?

[witch - king]

then the ring would have not been destroyed and shelob would have a stomache ache

what if frodo was chinese and didnt understand a thing anyone said

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Frodo: Ching i-ng powa..egg-foo young...Fortune cookie always wrong... *dies laughing*

What if Sauron needs Visene? (eye drops)

[Aiwendil]

Then he'd have to give Saruman a call with his daily routene ..

What if .. Sauron never had a tower?

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