'would you rather...' Tolkien style

[Sadriendra]

Uruk-Hai!!! They're big, strong and sexy! (dont you think the guy who kills Boromir (grrr, btw) in 1st part is sexy?)
 

Would you rather have the power to destroy (the One Ring) or the power to preserve (galadriel's ring)? (is this a confusing question???)

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

to destroy the one ring... because I'd be too scared of all the evil that would come of it and wouldn't be able to sleep at night 

Would you rather be a dwarf (short and fatness) with loads of gold, or be a poor elf (tall and elegance)?

[Delorfilinde]

uww an elf! no question! i could do without money but not without my looks! anyway, money doesnt always make you happy, where as being elegant and good looking like an elf, you might find the person you love, and that might make you happy! im ramberling!

would you rather be lord (or lady) of gondor or rohan?

[Tellyn]

Depends which theme tune I get.  If I get one.  I would like the opne when Rohan are riding across the field of Pelennor.  Though that wasn't on the soundtrack, damn it.  Neither was the horn.  Oooh, then I would like the beacon music for Gondor.  That ruled!  Dum dum dum, du-de-duuuuum, dum.  *de de* dada dum de dum, dada dum, dumdum!  Oh how I loved it.  Plus it was on the soundtrack.  Er, Gondor!  Only if I get the soundtrack.  Then I get to ride a horsey at Rohan.

Would you rather be Gothmog or the Witch-King, in terms of power, etc?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

The witch king... i havent heard of that other thing!!

Would you rather be shelob or a wild boar?

[Tellyn]

A wild boar.  I just wouldn't go near Shelob as one.  (Gothmog is the disfigured orc, in ROTK, he finishes Madril in Osgiliath and says "The Age of Men is over.  The time of the orc has come.")

Would you rather eat lembas bread, or Merry and Pippin's salted pork?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

oh yeah... that thing reminded me of a minging potato for some reason... that was gross

lembas bread... i don't like salt and i don't like pork 

Would you rather fly on an eagle or those massive wierd things the nazgul have?

[Delorfilinde]

an eagle, there so beautiful and cleaver!!!

Would you rather be a Took, Brandybuck, Baggins, or Gamgee?

[eli]

took, they are much more fun. 

would you rather be smeigel or gollum? 

[::Paper-Clip::]

Smeagol; he looks sweeter and the cravat he wears he soooo adorable

would you rather own Hobbiton or Bree?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

Hobbiton because it's greener and lovelier... and full of cute ickle hobbits

would you rather have harry potter in the mix of lord of the rings or anakin skywalker??

[Aelin-Uiel]

well that depends....if it was actual harry (not daniel) then harry, but if it was actual anakin, wel he turns evil n darth vader lyk, but haydn christiansn is prety hot....hard choice.

would u rather go 2 a prom with gimli or gollum? (wouldnt they luk cute in tux's???)

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

Gimli.... he seems like a light weight but so am I so I could get him completely drunk and make him do silly dares .... ha ha ha

Would you rather hang out in Shelob's lair or with all the orcs??

[Aelin-Uiel]

with the orcs....shelob just seems to have no manners and be otaly gross in general.

would you rather free fall from a fell beast, or a bowing 757?

[::Paper-Clip::]

A Fell Beast, they smell nicer, and they don't use up too much fuel Plus...I miss my Floofy .

would you rather wrestle with a birthing Uruk-Hai, or the Watcher in the Water?

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