'would you rather...' Tolkien style

[Aelin-Uiel]

minis tirith, the view would be pretty   
would you rather share a bed for the night with gimli or denethor? 

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[color=deb887]Gimli, much cuddlier and he doesn't make Pippin cry

would you rather see Faramir skewered by an orc pike, or Eowyn stomped on by the Witch King?? <what is it???[/color]

[Sianzi]

Eowyn stomped on by the witch king cos id love to see her suffer

Would you rather see legolas or aaragorn die?

[Aelin-Uiel]

(may i just say thatis a very cruel thing 2 ask!!!)
but aragorn coz i think he wud be less dramatic.....
wud u rather be shot with bow and arrow by legolas  or hit with gimlis axe

[Shadowfax]

Axe, i wouldnt like to die at the hands of a pansy


Would you rather be bogusly short like a hobbit, overly hairy like a dwarf or have some kind of oil gland disfunction like mr. wormtounge

[Sianzi]

bogusly short like a hobbit cos ther so cute!

Would you rather be killed by aarogorn or gandalf?

[Lady Arwen]

by Gandalf, I think, because I couldn't stand the thought of Aragorn being a killer.

if you were Aragorn, would you have chosen Eowyn or Arwen?

[Aiwendil]

Éowyn, people who know me well know why,    ..

Would you rather spike an orc with a spear or a Mirkwood spider with a branch? (Hehe, I'm evil ..  ..)

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Orc with a spear... I'd be paralysed with fear if I met a massive spider... the little baby ones are bad enough!

Would you rather ride on a horse with one of the Nazgul or a wild boar wolf thing with an orc?

[Delorfilinde]

erm a horse with a nazgul, the other things are horrible and ugly! at least the horses are kinda nice!

would you rather have arwen, eoywn or galadriels dress sence! ?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

I'd rather have Eoqyn's dress sense because I dunno... they're all pretty similar but Galdriel's is too dresssy and Arwen has velvet's and I don't like that

would you rather get drunk with Gimli or play chess with Legolas?

[Delorfilinde]

drunk wid gimli! would be a right laugh, mind you so would getting drunk wid leggy, cos he can handle his drink, although prob wudnt b as funny!

would you rather ride a black rider horse or shadowfax?

[Tellyn]

Black rider horse.  Simply because Gandalf rides Shadowfax bareback.  Being male, I reckon you would have some bruises in the morning, and wouldn't be able to walk straight for days. 

Would you rather come to school in white robes with a beard on Shadowfax, or fly in on a Fell Beast, complete with Witch-King helm, flaming sword and robes?

[Delorfilinde]

the whole witch king thing. for a few reason. 1, black is so sliming! 2. the fell beast would be able to eat the b*tches who constantly b*tch about me behind my back for now reason. 3.although the white holy look would be cool, i dont think id suit a beard? 

would you rather have hair like gimli or gollum?

[Tellyn]

Er, Gimli.  Because I wouldn't like my hair ripped out whenever I go for a haircut.   

Em, ...

Would you rather be an Orc or an Uruk Hai?

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