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Welcome to The Age of the Ring Dating Quiz! Answer the following questions to find out who your Middle-earth date would be!

(If you're into gals, you should be here.)
Your name is?
1. Your dream man is, as far as looks go:
almost invisible.
a little older.
crookedly cute.
scrawny.
good-looking.
boyish.
burly.
sexy.
handsomely well-fleshed.
very well-groomed.
tall and slender.
baby-cute.
2. He spends most of his time:
working for a greater good.
being scholarly.
thinking about you.
working around the house.
working out.
alone.
getting things done.
honing his skills.
outdoors.
being evil.
conspiring.
inadvertantly making trouble.
3. As far as social status goes, it would be kind of nice if:
he is well-known.
he is feared, very feared.
he is princely.
he has a big family.
he is simple and honest.
he is kingly.
he is rich, very rich.
that didn't matter.
he is honored and respectable.
he is extremely powerful.
he is kinda powerful.
he has lots of inheritance.
4. If the two of you were faced with a giant axe-wielding madman, he would:
axe the guy's ass.
order his bodyguard to kill the giant axe-wielding madman.
show you to the quickest escape route.
you take one side, he takes the other.
shoot him between the eyes.
seek the aid of his men and capture him.
accept his own fate and sacrifice himself.
bang him over the head with something heavy and metal.
throw fruit and vegetables at him until he left.
provide a diversion so you could get away.
protect you from all harm.
bend him to his will.
5. Part of his charm is that he is so:
"innocent".
mischeivous.
experienced.
mysterious.
serious.
firey.
well-versed.
dreamy.
learned.
stuck on calling you pet nicknames, like "precious".
graceful.
over-confident.
6. The thing that makes you really swoon is his:
cute 'n' clueless smile.
suave silliness.
eyes.
manly stubble.
soft curly hair.
keen senses.
fair skin and golden hair.
uh, jewelry.
cute pouty look.
neatly combed hair.
high cheekbones.
rippling muscles.
7. Your dream date is:
sneaking into an R-rated movie and then deciding it's boring.
chasing through the fields on a summer's day.
sitting outside at night watching fireworks.
in the beautiful woods.
taking over the world.
dangling your feet in the stream.
on top of a mountain with the clouds at your command.
fishing.
he cooks you a lovely dinner and makes you feel special.
going to hear beautiful music, and make some too.
behind a beautiful waterfall.
admiring architecture.
8. What kind of relationship are you looking for?
Immature but fun.
Casual dating.
Serious.
Long-term.
Stable and loyal.
Deceitful.
Giving nurturement (is that a word?).
Very attached.
He'll kill for you.
He'll love you to no end.
Immortal.
Rough but stable.
9. Everyone has flaws. You'd rather his would be:
inexperience.
he gets into some trouble.
that he always has somewhere else to be.
duty over love.
that he's a little skittish.
manipulativity.
that he's a wee bit clingy.
bossiness.
emotional instability.
patriotism.
vanity
that he's a little stuck up.
10. When at the movies, you would go to see:
comedy.
romantic comedy.
science fiction.
an adventure film.
a horror film.
Old Yeller.
something Steven King.
something a little "out there".
fantasy.
a drama.
a romance flick.
action.
 

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