Great unanswered questions

[Pollzie]

I always wonder why does my brother leave his clothes in the bathroom on the floor.

Why does he never turn the landing light off. Or put his plates in the dishwasher.

Why do people constantly walk into you when theyre staring at their phones? Yet shout at you and say you walked into them?? God that pisses me off.

[Theo]

• Why can't you stop once you pop (Pringles can)?
• Where exactly does "fly off the handle" come from?
• Why is it that when I have a gargantuan chocolate bar in front of me, it's hard to eat just a little?

[GG]

I'm pretty sure "fly off the handle" refers to when you swing an axe and the sharp part unexpectedly and  unsafely separates itself from the wooden handle.

Why is it that when I watch ad-supported videos online, the videos just buffer and buffer and KEEP buffering...but the ads rum perfectly smoothly?

Why does the self-serve checkout lane at the grocery store greet English-speaking customers with a female voice that sounds like a 1960s typing instruction recording, but Spanish-speaking customers get greeted by a very sexy male voice?

Exactly what IS that eerie green light coming from below at the bottom of an escalator?

Is there anywhere on Earth that still serves malted milkshakes?  (I have been craving a peanut-butter malted here lately)

How in heck have I managed to catch a cold in SUMMER?

[Theo]

• Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?!
• Which is a greater degree of heat?  Piping hot or hotter than blue blazes?
• Does peeing on your feet actually make them smell less bad?
• Why, oh why, are the insides of port-a-potties always smeared with poop?!
• Exactly how fit is a fiddle and why should we strive to be just as fit?

[Anne]

Why, when I exercise, do I go an ungraceful shade of tomato while others just glow a bit?

[Theo]

• Why does a person always have to fart or burp at the worst possible moments?
• What the heck is a tumbleweed anyways?
• Why does cutting onions make one cry?

[Anne]

Why does the heating always break down on days when it is freezing *shiver*

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