Great unanswered questions

[witch - king]

Agreed!

Have you seen Ted? Amazingly funny!

[Theo]

  No..  I wanted to, but nobody else did.. 

[witch - king]

You should force someone to or illegally download it

[Theo]

  I would never do that..    You can be the one arrested for piracy.. 

[witch - king]

I'd make an excellent pirate!

[Theo]

  You would!    Just like Johnny Depp..

[Theo]

  Speaking of which:  WHY did they make a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie?!  And with Penelope Cruz..  Blech!

[witch - king]

lol yeah it was pretty poor, but ironically made a lot of money) so they're allegedly making a 5th and probably 6th

Not that I'm complaining, as long as they're better than the 4th

[Theo]

  A 5th and 6th?!    Why? 

[Anne]

Why do holidays take forever to arrive but are over in a flash?
Why does no one in my house tidy anything away?
Why do I like biscuits so much?

[Theo]

• Can you feel the love tonight?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
• If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

  I stolez the last two from the interwebz.. 

[GG]

Why is it that  to overlook something means you did not see something that you ought to have ....but to overhear something means that you DID hear something that you ought NOT to have?

Why doesn't somebody make a car alarm that is smart enough to alert the owner by making his/her key fob beep?  (having watched half a dozen people at the grocery store wander to the parking lot to see if it was their car making all that racket)

Why do I not see an emo emoticon on this forum?  ...not that I'm complaining or anything.

Would you buy a video called "Pon-farr - Vulcans Gone Wild"?

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

And finally...tell me oh gods why why WHY have you sent down a plague upon this Earth such as Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?

[Theo]

• Why doesn’t the armpit hair have split ends?  (internet)
• Where did the phrase "raining cats and dogs" come from?  (me)
• Why can't a woman put mascara on with her mouth closed?  (internet)
• If we count sheep to fall asleep, what do they count?  (internet)

[witch - king]

Why is it that  to overlook something means you did not see something that you ought to have ....but to overhear something means that you DID hear something that you ought NOT to have?

Why doesn't somebody make a car alarm that is smart enough to alert the owner by making his/her key fob beep?  (having watched half a dozen people at the grocery store wander to the parking lot to see if it was their car making all that racket)

Why do I not see an emo emoticon on this forum?  ...not that I'm complaining or anything.

Would you buy a video called "Pon-farr - Vulcans Gone Wild"?

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

And finally...tell me oh gods why why WHY have you sent down a plague upon this Earth such as Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?

haha! Love the pon-farr one!

[Theo]

 More to laugh about!  (I don't take credit for any of these)

• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
• Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
• If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?

• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

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