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« #45 : May 02, 2005, 09:39:42 PM »

Gladiator: One of the best films ever made. With a genius such as Riddley Scott cant go wrong.The performances are without exception excellent . The story it's self is heart-warming. If you have or havent seen it before. See it! You can never get tired of this film. 10/10

Braveheart: I love this film. I have seen it so many times. Mel Gibson has out done himself in this film. It is just such a tear Jerking film..But also one guys like to watch with the blood and the guts :P 9/10

Troy: I love this film. Orlando's role was a let down to be honest. But the other actors were turlly amazing especially Archillies and Hector of Troy. SHGould of just cut Orland out of this film me thinks. It was good all in all 8/10

Harry Potter 1,2,3: The people who cast Harry,Ron,Hermoine and ALL of the other kids must have been drunk or on drugs when they made their decision. The worst ever actors I have ever seen. The most boring plots ever. It is torture to watch these films. I have a good mind to grab the vids and burn them to keep the cats warm. The books may go into the fire and all 0/10

Spaceballs: Ok this is a trully exellent film. Funny as hell and cheesy but amazing. Dark helmet rocks and Lonestar is so hot!! Love this film! Love it love it love it! 10/10

EDIT: You cant review these films in 10 words or less sorry that would be spamming. Cant we have a proper revewing topic?
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« #46 : May 03, 2005, 08:23:13 AM »

Right you are. It has been made to 25 words or less - 25 is ample enough, I'm sure.



Harry Potter (PS, CoS, PoA): The three main actors at first were rather terrible - but as they've grown older, they've learnt how to act more decently. *sigh* Serpensortia :laugh:
6/10, 8/10, 8.5/10

Catwoman: I've seen many Batman/Catwoman type films, and this has no batman - but is excellent! Not just brilliant actors, but brilliant plot and graphics.
8/10

Phantom of the Opera: I've seen the original, and various other versions plus the live show - this beats them all by a mile!
10/10

X-Men2: You'd have to see the first one to understand it, but even then it's somewhat complex. You'd have to understand the characters more.
7.8/10

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« #47 : May 04, 2005, 11:03:35 PM »

(Hehehe indeedles Uney)

Resident evil 2: Much better than the first. Not so scary a bit of a let down on that side of things. But a good plot and sexy Carlos...what more do you want
8/10
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« #48 : May 04, 2005, 11:07:05 PM »

Hostage Bruce Willis is back to his best in this emotional and action packed thriller!His best since the Die Hard Trilogy

9/10

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« #49 : May 16, 2005, 12:42:19 AM »

Scary Movie 2: Ummm....very random movie, fairly funny, quite crude and rude. Not as good as the third scary movie.




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« #50 : May 17, 2005, 03:17:37 AM »

Shaun of the DeadThis is easily the best British Horror/comedy made in a LONG time!

9/10


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« #51 : May 17, 2005, 09:25:12 AM »

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Sense and Sensibility: (feat. Kate Winslet, Hugh Grant, Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson). Bloody Brilliant! The best version I've seen yet - derives itself so closely to the actual book, I'm sure Jane Austen would be proud.
9/10

Emma: (feat Ewan McGreggor, Gwyneth Paltrow, Toni Collette, Jeremy Northam) Yet another 5-star presentation of one ofJane Austen's fabulous books. "Cupid is armed and dangerous" totally fits.
9/10

Blast from the Past: (feat. Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone
) A wonderful Romantic Comedy, I totally recommend this, it's definately what you'd call a 'Feel-Good' movie, one of Brendan Fraser's best performances methinks. 10/10.
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« #52 : May 29, 2005, 11:32:06 PM »

The Pacifier  Van Diesel babysits - best bit the Fireflys taking down the scouts, worst bit the balcony scene.  Good rainy afternoon movie.



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« #53 : May 30, 2005, 01:50:07 AM »

Team America-World Police: HAHA! This film is halarious, and really rude, did I mention that it was funny? And it was relly weird...but I loved the theme tune "America **** yeah!!!! etc.etc."




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« #54 : May 30, 2005, 02:32:37 AM »

Spongebob Squarepants movie: so cute and spongey... yet such an emotional rollercoaster

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« #55 : June 01, 2005, 06:34:10 PM »

A Series of Unfortunate Events (Just rented it!): Brilliant, quirky, original, see it for Sunny's cuteness and Olaf's hilarious Captain Sham alone! Arr! Meddled with the plot a bit... :dry:


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« #56 : June 01, 2005, 06:39:00 PM »

The Forgotten: At the end leaves you wondering whether or not you liked the film lol ::)

Hitch: Ace film! Funny, and Will Smith...  :PP need i say more?! ::)

Soul Plane: Total pants! This film stinks!




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« #57 : June 03, 2005, 10:46:07 PM »

Star Wars Episode 3: Good actors/actresses. Exciting! Wonderful effects. A MUST SEE!!!!!!! Wonderful story plot. Simply wonderful....
Spider-Man 2 Exciting. The story plot was very good. The actors/actresses portrayed their part well.
National Treasure Brilliant. Clues were linked together in so many ways, its unthinkable! Action and exciting. a must see!

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« #58 : June 05, 2005, 01:56:58 AM »

Dodgeball: One of the funniest and painful movies I've seen in a long while. Ben Stiller's character makes me want to puke!!! A MUST SEE...  ;) (not me puking by the way, the FILM is a must see  :P )
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« #59 : June 25, 2005, 04:17:08 PM »

The Lord of the Rings:  Return of the King Special Extended Edition

I can do this movie review in three words (could do none, and it would still have effect.)  Brilliant.  Spectacular.  breathtaking.

Arise riders of Theoden!  Spears shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

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