Ask the Characters

[Irmo_Lórien]

One of treebeard's close relatives....Oh im sorry I thought you asked what it was made out of.

Boromir, Are you sad that you died?

[witch - king]

bormoir: .....

faramir: what would you say to your dad were he alive today

[Lúthien Elanessë]

Faramir: I would tell him to kiss my... *Tape is put over his mouth*

Radagast - Are you angry that you weren't in any of the movies?

[*Musical~Soul*]

Well, yes because the camera just loves me!

Frodo: Are you angry at those who make fun of hobbits because of their big hairy feet? *Points and giggles at Frodo's feet*

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

*Frodo gets out Sting, and kicks SOTN's shins...."See!?" "It doesn't hurt me, cause I have big feet!"..* :-[ (random, soz)

Moria Orc: I hear that you have a serious Balrog problem....when is the exterminator coming?

[witch - king]

moria orc: well we had someone in the other day but he has to go and fall off a damned cliff, thats the last time i call someone from the yellow pages

eagle since when do you listen to a tiny little fly?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Eagle: Well, he always begs me to listen before I eat him...then I get so worked up about what he has to say...i forget about eating him..and i carry out the message....


Witch King: Do you notice how your fell beast smells..or are you used to it?

[*Musical~Soul*]

I'm used to it, because we both smell the same! Gosh, I've been around that darn beast for to long! *throws off cool spiky Witch-King helmet* I quit! I need a shower! *storms off*

Gandalf: Hey Gandalf, I've always wondered, what's your favourite song?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

(grins at forfiwen )

Gandalf: "Well of course Spice Hobbits are my favorite group, and my fave songs goes something like this: 'So tell me what you want what you really really want..I'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want..So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I want ale, I want ale, I want ale, I want ale, I mean I really really really wanna smoke a pipe weed!"    

Witch King: Whats your fave song :-X

[witch - king]

witch king: well my favoursite band is the screeching bag pipes, and my fav song goes, scccccccccrrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaacccchhhhhhhhhh

pippin: why didnt you nick any of denethors food?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Pippin: "Well, I'd already had second breakfast, and elevensis...so, I did'nt feel the need to....


Legolas: I have got to ask...do you use Herbal Esenses, or Pantene?

[*Musical~Soul*]

(Spice Hobbits? I never would have guessed that! )

Well, i use both of them to make my own special brand. I haven't thought of a name for it yet, buut my agent says that as soon as I do, it's going to be huge!

Smeagol and/or gollum: Alright, what's your favourite color? And no fighting amongst the alternate personalities!

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Smeagolum: Gold..yesss..precious.....

Theodred: Are you sad that your part in the movie wasn't any bigger than you moaning and groning and dieing? :-[

[witch - king]

theodreds ghost: well i was supposed to be saying a few more lines, but they decided to kill me so i had the more realistic dead look

treebeard: what shampoo do you use? i wish i could get my hair that green and leafy

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

"Well you see, master witch king...we Ents like to use the ollld Entish formula...and that, will have to remain a secret...as it has been kept for thousands of yeaarss. :-[

Frodo: So what is with the suspenders? Why can't you just buy a smaller pair of pants so they don't fall down?

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