Ask the Characters

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

nice

[witch - king]

ok ill start this off again

shelob: why dont orcs taste very nice?

[Muryn]

I dunno, ask Gollum, he's the one that kills the blighters.

Pippin: What would you do if a great big troll came into Hobbiton one day?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Pippin: well, I'd pelt him with fruit, hoping he would leave...and if he did'nt, i'd invite him for elevenses

Frodo: are you more partial to shiny things now?

[witch - king]

frodo: ofcourse, *sees shiny neacklace on elven goths neck* mine!!!

extra: did you feel like stealing the ring of frodo during the shooting of lotr?

[Aiwendil]

Of course we all had a phase where we could have took the ring from Frodo but what would Peter have said I mean come on we would have been Orcs dinner or tea!

Arwen: Did you interact more with Aragorn or your brothers?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Arwen: what do you mean "interract?" there are somethings that only me and Aragorn can do..but ahh..if you mean play with and just go have fun..then my brothers

Eowyn: do you feel sad that you arn't the Queen of Gondor?

[TIG YOURE IT!!]

Eowyn: Not really, I got Faramir in the end. And I kind of like the more "clean" type of guys....



Frodo: Are you jealous of Sam because he got a pretty girl and you are stuck with Gandalf?

[*Musical~Soul*]

I wouldn't say I'm stuck with him, but he does follow me everywhere, and doesn't let me touch anything! Ugh! He's so annoying! How did I get stuck with this guy, when Sam's off having a good time with a pretty girl?!

Sam: How does it feel to have the pretty girl, when Frodo has Gandalf?

[Gandalf the Black4]

Sam: I couldn't care less, I mean both of them are male.

Frodo: Sam how would you like it if Rosie did the journey instead of me?

[Lúthien Elanessë]

Sam: Because then I wouldn't have my wife!  

Aragorn - Did you ever want to go back to being a Ranger when you became King of Gondor and Arnor?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Aragorn: "Oh yeah...lots of times I really want to get away from the wife and all.....(goes on and on...)."

Cave Troll: Do you think you could find a pair of pants?...because loin cloths are soo last year

[*Musical~Soul*]

You really think so? I thought they were kinda retro. No one else seems to mind. You don't have to make fun of me! *starts sobbing* My mom said I can wear whatever I want, and who ever makes fun of me is just mean! *Runs off*

Peter Jackson: What were you thinking when you gave the cave troll a loincloth?

[Lúthien Elanessë]

Peter Jackson: I thought it would be interesting, but when I saw what went wrong, I realized what a STUPID idea that was...

Boromir - Did you REALLY think the Ring the Orcs and the Quest were stupid?

[*Musical~Soul*]

Yes, and no. At first, I wanted to go to get out of the house. I didn't really care. But now I do care because I died before I got a chance to see that shiny, golden ring again. I really liked it! I wasn't going to hurt it! I just thought it was pretty! *sobs*

Arwen: How come you always look so sad, and lonely?

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