What Happens If?

[Aiwendil]

Then he would have to have Sam do his hair in the morning!

What is Gollum hell in love with Sauron?

[TIG YOURE IT!!]

then that would suck because he wouldn't have taken Frodo to destroy the ring, he would've just taken it and killed the hobbits



What if Sam was a hairdresser instead of a gardener?

[witch - king]

then every ones hair would look like a plant

what if pippin was a wizard

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Then he could've used his magic to get back at Gandalf for calling a fool


What if the Ring Wraiths had to ride on big fluffy bunnies

[witch - king]

*is not amused by the amount of people disrespecting wraiths*

then the coolness of the nazgul (witch king especially) would eventually make the fluffy bunnies look really cool and fierce

what if everyone realised the superiority of ring wraiths?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

aww..im not disrespecting ring-wraiths mr bunny...but heh heh :-[

Then we all would be in trouble, Cause don't we all have superiority issues?!

What if Sam was a genious?

[witch - king]

  thats it *slap*

then he would have been able to destroy the ring by himself

what if witch king was the next dark lord (its only a matter of time)

[Beren]

Then he would be really powerfull, being able to come back from the dead and all  

What if the wraiths wore pink

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

alright! thats enough...

then they'd be in style...because pink is really in this fall! (not that i would know on account i only wear black ) heh heh :-X

What if Melkor came back? (muahahaha)

[::Paper-Clip::]

Then he would be able to stay in Mordor and watch over the precedures etc( ) while Sauron plagued Frodo, Sam and the rest of the fellowship.

what if Galadriel knocked out Legolas, disguised herself as him and went with the fellowship, leaving poor Legolas to be Celeborn's wife? (<i'm having one of those days!)

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

(wow...ummm)

Then Legolas would be in deep caka...because Celeborn would soon find out!

What if Celeborn needed glasses, and couldn't tell the difference?

[Aiwendil]

[color=006666]I did not get the 'and couldn't tell part'.

But then I shold have to say (having glasses myself) .. you should have gone to Specsavers!

What if there was no Mount Doom to destroy the Ring in (use your imagination on this one ..)[/color]

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

hhmmm...ill try

Then they would have to make a lava pit, dress somebody up as Sauron, and try to fool the ring into melting :-[ (ok..i really don't have a clue )

What if the ring couldn't be fooled? :-[

[Aiwendil]

[color=006666]Oh god please somebody help me answer this one .. anyone?

Erm, then we would have to make it drink a lot of naughty drinks so that it would be seeing double, LOL!

What if there was a great allience between Gandalf and Sauron?[/color]

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

then we'd all be screwed

What if Sauron was actually a daisy-picking-little-girl?

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