What Happens If?

[Aiwendil]

He would have to paint his wifes nails aswell as his own LOL!!!

What if there was no Lord of the Rings?  

[witch - king]

then it would have to be called frodo of the rings who has to destroy a ring for no reason at all

what if frodo couldnt take the ring off?

[Pippin]

He'd have an Evil Finger for his whole life, and Gollum would be equally annoyed when he couldn't get the Ring off Frodo's bitten-off finger..

What if Sauron didn't have an army of orcs or uruks, but he had an army of.. Harry Potter fanatics?

[witch - king]

then they'd all be in deep trouble, but eventualy they'd stop and cry for sirius blacks death

what if sting was actually a lightsaber?

[Pippin]

Then Frodo would most porbably accidentally vwing his head off while trying to wield it..


What if Sting didn't glow blue when orcs were near, but made a voice recording like the lady from 118 247 saying "Orcs are near. The number you require is 999. No wait, Middle Earth doesn't have phones. Never mind, then.

[witch - king]

then the orcs will be at a distinct disadvantage, cos they'd know that frodo didnt have a phone

what if sam was secrelty sauron?

[Pippin]

Don't you mean advantage? ^-^

If Sam was secretly Sauron, then Sauron would've won the WOTR and for his Ring back before anyone had the chance to realise the Ring was evil..


WHAT IF! They had tricycles instead of horses? :-[

[witch - king]

(yeh i ws trying to catch you out )

then it would take ages to get anywhere

what if theoden didnt die?

[Pippin]

Sure you were... *prod* Oh that prodding fly is back...  


Then Théoden would be able to fight on and Éowyn probably wouldn't fight the Witchy because she wouldn't need to avenge Théoden. So Witchy would live on and then kill Théoden, then Éowyn will have vengeance and Witchy will die.

So basically nothing will happen

[witch - king]

(the name is witch king)

you need to post a 'what if?' and dont say you were trying to catch me out

[Pippin]

Oh yeah Whoopsie... :-[


[size=10]WHAT IF! [/size] uhm.... *thinks hard* Mordor was happy-clappy grassy fields with cute bunny-wunnies and fluffy kittens and rainbows?

[witch - king]

then nobody would read or watch or even think about lotr

what if morgoth returned to be on the 'good' side

[Pippin]

Then Sauron would not be defated, he would be enslaved by The Morgue


Whatto iffo The Witch King was actually The Witch Queen?

[witch - king]

then she would be so goddammed sexy everyone would be after her

what if witch king wasn't cool?

[thebritisharse]

Then would that make him hot?  

what if frodo was actually a girl?

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