'would you rather...' Tolkien style

[Shadowfax]

Summon an undead army, BLATANTLY


Would you rather have to walk from the shire to mordor, or hop from mordor to gondor?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

um ..... hop from mordor to gondor....as long as i got rests every now and again.... i'd have one fit and toned leg...and one not so much 

would you rather kiss Gollum or suck Gimli's toe??

[::Paper-Clip::]

Kiss Gollum; he´s tweet

Braid Lurtz´s hair or trim Grishnakhs toenails?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

briad lurtz's hair ...i'm not going near anyone's feet!!

would you rather fly on an eagle or on one of those fast things the black rider's went on??

[Sianzi]

An eagle cos they aint evil

Would you rather have a pet horse or a pet orc?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

pet horse...OBVIOUSLY...i'd be sick everytime i saw the orc 

um....would you rather go surfing in mount doom or be in the battle??

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

um, if i went surfy in mount doomy, id be toasty:( ...so i'd do the battle

Would you rather: Rule over an elven kingdom, or be the Ruler of a filthy rich dwarven mithril-mining facility?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

i'd rule over the elven kingdom becuase even though the dwalves have the gold, they don't half smell somthing rotten and i wouldn't really want to live in a cave and be really hairy 

would you rather live with orcs or live on the top of orthanc??

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Um, on the top of Orthanc...at least theres a breeze and a nice view of mountains, where as with orcs there is absolutely no ventalation, and they didn't make fabreeze back then...

Would you rather: Travel to Middle Earth with your parents, or your annoying little brother? *i wouldn't know cause i am blissfully an only child *

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

with my parent (mum, no dad) because if i went with my annoying little sister then it would be my responibility where as my mum would look after me as much as she could and i'd do my bit as well...and it wouldn't all be on me....and plus i cant stand my siste most of the time....i'd end up just going home or dropping her off iwth some elves and go on my own

would you rather have hobbit feet or dwarf hair??

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Hobbit feet..if I had too

Would you rather: Carry Frodo up Mount Doom, or battle with Gollom?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

carry frodo up mount doom...he looks like a rather skinny boy...especially with the starvation and all...so he wouldn't be that heavy  ...and plus gollum is just super strong and ...weird...and i'm just a wee weakling 

would you rather dine with the elves in a really posh place with legolas and all them elves but only be given lembas bread to eat or just have a big hobbit's dinner in some foliage by the road on your own??

[Sakwa]

a BIG HOBBITS DINNER coz I'm greedy

Would you rather *thinks*

Know the Sindarin Tongue or the Dark Tongue?

[x~x..cheese+beef..x~x]

the dark tongue because i have no idea what sindarin means  ...and plus with the dark tongue i would get to like...speak to the dark ones and tell them to go away and leave me be because i am the mighty one who speaks their tongue...mwahahahaha...doubt it would work but it's worth a shot 

would you rather write the whole of the lord of the rings or experience it??

[Sakwa]

EXPERIANCE IT

Would you rather
Be evil but having to serve someone more powerful
or good and been free?

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