Ask the Characters

[witch - king]

(ha i know what them ents us ents use now, look under my name )

frodo: havent you ever heard of a thing called fashiion? tutut black death

wraith: why arent we allowed to see your faces?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

(oh right...mmhhhmmm....)

Wraith: "Cause we're all so damn beautiful...we'd never get away from those evil fan girls..."


Frodo: But it goes against all sane fashion rules!!

[witch - king]

lol(sounds about rite)

frodo: you obviousley have never been to hobbiton, or middle earth for that matter   your an alien!!

sam: do you like frodos suspenders?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Sam: *blushes and giggles like a little girl* lmao

Frodo: I am not!....I am so from the first age!

[witch - king]

frodo: pft first age was soo 3 ages a go

legolas: would like to steal frodos suspenders?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Legolas: "Like, no way...it would like totally clash with my already awesome outfit!" omg, lmao

Witch King: do you prefer the outlet mall in Gorgorath...or the boutique in Cirith Ungul?

[witch - king]

witch king: well they both have there good points, gorgorath sell prety hefty maces but on the other hand cirith ungol is the only place you can buy morgul blades without a permit

all of gondor: have any of you nearly got killed when you dressed up as an orc for halloween?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

(witch king...do you really need a permit anywhere..i mean..you can just kinda steal anything you want..and if anyone gives you hell..you can just kill em' with your mace.....)

Gondorians: Oh yeah, that is the last time we pull that on Aragorn...

Orcs: sooo...do any of you dress up like the Gondorians? :-X

[witch - king]

orcs: no we like our costumes to be scary, so we dress up as crazy swedish gothic elves called alora

aragorn: do you feel guilty for killing men dressed as orcs?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

orcs: no we like our costumes to be scary, so we dress up as crazy swedish gothic elves called alora

oooo...that was loww.... (i dont know if i can forgive you very soon for that one.....)


Aragorn: nah....one of em was the witch king playin a nasty joke.....but ahh..it did'nt end well


Quickbeam: are you really that fast? (ok, i admit it..i did'nt know what to type)

[*Musical~Soul*]

Quickbeam: I'msorryIcan'tansweryourightnow,Ihavetogo! *zoom*

Witch King: How embarassed were you to learn that you were defeated by a woman and a hobbit!

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

even though i would really love to...i think ill let tom field this one

[witch - king]

(lol,  thanx aww im touched)

witch king: well what you didnt see was eowyn slip me £50 at the beggining of the film so i let her kill me.
ps. its in the extened edition

eowyn: why did you want to kill witch king soo much?

[¤ Lor'ie`a¤]

Eowyn: "Well, he did bulldoze Theoden..who is kinda like my daddy..so naturaly...."

Merry: Did that fact that Eowyn kicks ass make you like her any more that we all know you already do?

[Aiwendil]

Oh yes I mean come on who cannot fall for her lovely beauty?

Radagast - Why didn't you fight in the War of the Ring?

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